were just going to glaze over her missing cousin?
this post was submitted on 05 Jan 2026
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The only guys who'd get mad at this either have some unresolved homophobia or are generally avoidant of touch.
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real ones get pegged
Amen
If y'all don't want it slapped, leave that cake in the kitchen. Men just asking for it. We see how you're dressed.
My wife grabs my butt almost as often as I grab hers and that's kind of a lot.
Keep grabbing each other's butts, sounds like you guys are enjoying yourselves (and each other)!
Been a good 10 years and looking for as many more as we can get
I have a fucking dump truck for no goddamn reason. I barely work my glutes at the gym because I have simply never needed to. I almost feel bad for being in a straight relationship. Not to brag or anything.
Let her do butt stuff to you.
She is constantly jokes about this and I can't tell if she is serious.
Maybe she doesn’t know if she’s joking or not either. Only one way to find out!
Find out. Fuck her doggy tomorrow for a bit, then stop and doggy next to her and say "My turn!!" Issue a full report of outcum in the space provided below. Please...
Yes sir, right away sir! 🫡
The way you know she's serious is if you say yes and she busts out equipment
She is.
Well, WE all know now that she is 😂
Proof or it never happened bro 🥀
I'm obese now, but I used to be quite fit as a teenager. In both configurations, I had a large behind.
As a teenager, I spent most of my social time with a group I'm no longer sure were good for me, though I thought I liked them at the time. The leader of the group would often comment on my posterior in a less than flattering manner. One time I was walking in front of him and he kicked it, then said something like "sorry, there's just so much of it there!"
Since then, people have commented on my rear end, generally with positive overtones, butt all I can think of when someone comments on or attempts to interact with it is that incident.
Guys get mad about that? I wish my wife touched mine more.
Just push up on her with it
Why do you think I’m always wearing these sexy lil cargo shorts? Because I’m hauling all of this junk around.
That's pretty good.
I'd love for a woman to touch my ass.
Hey as long as I don't get an unexpected finger in the hole, she can touch my butt as much as she wants. Unless I've got swamp ass, then I need a shower first.
I appreciate any sort of touch from a woman who shows interest in me
I want her finger in my hole too.
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I have the Hank Hill style.
Username checks out.
That King of the Hill episode with the butt implant hits way differently at 40 than 13. At 13 I didn't know I was going to look like Hank.
Its probably those dudes who don't wash they ass and they worried your fingers will get stank from touching it.
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