go to sleep bro you've probably had a long day
this post was submitted on 04 Jan 2026
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And what is up with airplane food?!
For the same reason we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.
Which is...?
English is stupid...
Bingo.
English is the drunken bully of languages, stealing words and claiming them as its own.
Nope—that’s how all language work. Like go study Japanese and see how many words they “stole” from English 🤣
And linguistic purism is generally associated with nationalism. See the GOP’s recent English-only policies as an example. No bueno.
Languages mixing and ‘stealing’ from each other is a good thing. One human race. ✌️
You're not wrong at all. My favourite Japanese word is "gu-rey-pu-fu-root-su" for grapefruit. Like, bro, copy off me but don't make it look like you're copying. 😂
Homonyms.
I'm binym myself.
re: re: RE: fwd: TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE!!
Have you ever tried to wear sexy striped thigh high stockings on your nose??????
(I, uh…I’m genuinely asking)
It's not 12" but it smells like a foot...
Maybe your feet smell. I regularly shower.
But nose also smell and foot also run.
We were built upside down.
Because you are sick and need a shower.
Reminds me of a line from Ed, Edd, n Eddy. "How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?"
I wish my nose ran :/
D-do you run from other places?
Because bread taste better than key
What's the punch line?
Because you’re upside down