I would download a car
this post was submitted on 04 Jan 2026
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Ok, fair point, but would you rape kids for a couple of decades and then start a war and kidnap a head of state to deflect from your past?
No, but the car? Definitely.
No
I would rather download a nice cargo bike...
Oh fuck yeah I would download a car.
Ahead of state is reserved only for president Dumbfuck Mc Cheeto
But can I download a head of state?
sure, in 22 years when we elect lucy liu
Even if you could, do you have enough filament to print one? That's a lot of gluing and sanding, not worth it IMO.
Good point. I've got more fidget toys to print anyway
🎶 off with your head, dance till you're dead 🎶
Reselling heads of state is kinda hard, so I doubt it will catch on.
Maybe Putin and Trump can trade Assad for Maduro, like trading cards.
Assad and Maduro must be hero cards od some kind then. I wonder what kind of bonuses they bring if you have them in the game.
Tell that to Holy Roman Emperor Henry VI.
i mean, are we talking djinni rules or genie rules? am i getting kicked in the ass or kissed in the ass afters? because i can think of a nice end to a bibi putain dinner date
I would steal thine ear…. 🌽
sorry I already did