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[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

as a linux user (so, genetically superior in every way) i do not have this issue. hahaha....ah.

.... sudo app install ....... a friend?

[–] Carol2852@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe it’s my Win 11 Pro or the fact that I took 2 minutes to go to Settings and click a few toggles, but I don’t have any of this. 🤷‍♂️

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

A lot of these annoyances can be disabled somewhere in the Settings, but the problem is that there are so many of them tucked away all over the place. Windows 10 (I haven't used 11) was better than Windows 8 in terms of how unified the settings were, but I remember a few instances where I had to go rummaging through the skeletons in Windows' closet in order to change some stuff (e.g. having to go through the old-style control panel rather than the Settings).

Furthermore, Windows has the annoying habit of changing settings after updates, and it's an unnecessary inconvenience to have to go traipsing through the settings again and again to revert unwelcome changes. Even if it's only the minority of settings that get changed, and if those changes aren't too frequent, it's still draining on one's executive function to make your PC actually behave how you want it to. People get burnt out, and then this contributes to them struggling to find the time and brain to go through changing things.

Mostly though, I am just irked that it's necessary to go into the settings to turn this stuff off. I am a very techy person, and thus I enjoy tinkering (or perhaps "I enjoy tinkering, and thus I am a very techy person), and stuff like this annoys me so much because I know that I'm in the minority when it comes to willingness to wrestle my tech into the shape I want it. Most people won't go to that effort, even if it'll only take 2 minutes — the key thing here is that many of them don't know it'll only take a couple of minutes, and I don't blame them for that.

Good software needs to have sensible default settings. If that were the case, then I think we'd see more non-techy people figuring out what particular settings align with their preferences. As it stands though, configuring Windows to work in a sensible manner is a Task, and the activation energy required for that means that many won't do it.

[–] admant@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 hours ago

Smart phones do this too, and now even searching for the setting initiates an app/web search that, many times, won't provide a link to the local setting that you're looking for.

This without even mentioning updates that suddenly make apps uninstall-able for...reasons. Looking at you Google/Samsung.

[–] p000l@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Love how this is what the world's talented and well paid humans are making.

[–] liuther9@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Talented in what

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 4 hours ago

to be fair, the talent and paygrade doesn't matter if the management is ass. Modern dey corpos are a disaster in that regard

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 3 points 7 hours ago

I wonder if it caches the web result because their other shit isn't bloat-y enough.

[–] Artaca 5 points 8 hours ago (5 children)

The one thing I REALLY enjoy about the start menu kind of doubling as a Bing search is I can type in unit conversions and it'll do them then and there without busting out a calc or opening a web browser. All other cases are like this where it's annoying nonsense.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 12 points 6 hours ago

But other operating systems (as well as Windows with power toys if you hit alt + space) do this without having to integrate a search engine into the system search lol

[–] sonofearth@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I want to upvote and downvote you at the same time lol.

I'd expect a serious OS to have this by default, without internet. gnome-calculator can take in typed input for any conversion - volume, weight, currency; without an internet connection, right on the calculator screen.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Do you hit alt+space at all? I accidentally discovered it just recently, hit it by accident, hit escape real fast, but then the mental picture registered in my head and I was like hmm, but couldn't figure out what I hit. The software I use for work has all sorts of ctrls and alts in it, and soi resigned myself to having to stumble upon it again, which fortunately I did. It's mainly a quick and easy calculator, you type some equation, and then you can have it automatically go to your clipboard.

This may just be a power toys thing, I have no idea, I use tools that are beyond my ability, whatever happens happens.

[–] Damarus@feddit.org 2 points 6 hours ago

It's a power toys thing indeed

[–] AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 47 points 13 hours ago (8 children)

Unrelated to that exact image but I'm gonna rant about other windows shit because I feel like it.

Windows decided my page file needed to be 80 GB. I do not want it to be 90 GB. I go to the start menu and search up "page file" to see if there's a settings menu. First result is a random file in an application's directory that can't be opened/displayed by any program on my PC, then a list of other unrelated files.

So I open Control Panel, hoping to find it where I did before, and I click on System. What do you know, that menu no longer exists, and redirects to Windows Settings. Where do I go from here? Maybe the giant Installed RAM section because the page file is just a (overly simplified) method of extending your memory to your disk? No, of course not, that menu's not actually a menu, it's just a stat counter.

Instead, I have to go to Device Specifications, then the section titled Related links, then click Advanced system settings. Oh whaddaya know? Now I'm in the settings menu that used to be behind the original System option in Control Panel!

Now I'm in the Advanced tab of that menu. But where do I go from here? That's right, Performance Options, and then another Advanced tab!!!

Then I have to click the Change button, where Windows has... conveniently enabled System managed size so it could choose to set my page file to 80 GB.

I edit, it, hit Ok, have to hit Apply in the other menu too, have to close out the no-longer-needed Settings and Control Panel windows that only served as a maze to get me here in the first place, and THEN I can restart my computer to reduce the size of the page file, even though it is currently not in use by any program, and all data is in RAM, and the file could reasonably be shrunk by the system at any time.

After the restart, this process begins all over again, because this is my third attempt, and Windows automatically reverts back to managing the size itself, and sets it to 80 GB. I have 5 GB of storage space left on my disk.

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 hours ago

at this point arch linux is more user-friendly

[–] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I empathize with this slightly non-ideal situation.

But can you imagine how insane it would be if you were told to do something like copy/paste swapoff /swap && truncate -s 8G /swap && swapon /swap into a terminal? TEXT? Like a caveman? The horror! The heresy! How can anyone be expected to do something so complicated! This is entirely unreasonable UX and the reason why Linux is straight up unusable.

Btw here's 15 bazillion commands in a .ps to perhaps disable some of the ads in your start menu until the next time your computer reboots.

[–] AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 2 points 4 hours ago

I agree with the sentiment, and it would definitely make a lot of troubleshooting easier, but you do gotta remember that 99% of people are so non-technical they won't read anything going into their terminal, or if they do, they won't know what it means.

You could just as easily replace that with sudo rm -rf /* and they'd run it just as quickly, and that's my worry.

IMO we should just have settings menus alongside commands for most things any normal user might have to encounter, since that's just a more user-friendly interface in terms of preventing accidental bad command execution and also just letting people find things on their own without having to look up a command every time if they don't want to learn a short book's worth of terminal commands.

[–] toddestan@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago

As I say, when you're hunting around for something in Windows and you come across a dialog box that came straight from Windows XP.... you're getting close.

[–] bequirtle@lemmy.world 17 points 11 hours ago

Had to go through this the other day. At the third consecutive "advanced settings" menu I wondered if this was some kind of sick joke

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 25 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

The descent into advanced Advanced menus really is the cherry on top of this shit muffin.

[–] PoopingCough@lemmy.world 16 points 11 hours ago

All this yes. If you're actually looking for help, you have to also click "set" after changing the page file settings.

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[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 13 points 10 hours ago (3 children)
[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

This is the same kind of response when someone denies global warming/climate change because they looked outside and the weather around them appears normal.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

That’s a pretty wild stretch.

It’s a like for like comparison, although I guess mine was done in 2026 so the meme is outdated.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

All the problems these people bitch about with Windows never happen to me. Maybe it's because I started with a plain vanilla ISO, no preloaded crap. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Best part? When I mention that I'm not having these problems I get downvoted.

[–] hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 hours ago

I've definitely had this happen to me on Windows, more than once. I can't remember what I searched exactly, but I typed it in and hit enter, assuming I'd get the installed app with whatever name I typed, but instead it opened the browser with some online search results. Very annoying.

I'm sure it can be turned off, and it probably isn't as common as it's portrayed online, but it does happen, and honestly... It should never happen. The start menu is not the place for generic Internet searching. Period.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 8 points 8 hours ago

I don't know where you are, but it might be something about being within the EU. I am in the EU, and never get any of the ads and other shit people complain about. Like the biggest complaint I see about smart tv's is that they'll show ads on the smart screen, or install random apps, and neither my current Samsung tv, or my previous LG tv has ever done anything like that.

[–] toddestan@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

I have to use Windows at work and it's inconsistent. Sometimes I can do a search in the start menu and it'll immediately pop up with exactly what I was searching for. Other times I'll get something like the OP shows. And other times it just returns nonsense results. I don't get it.

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[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

I believe the claim that Windows search is “indeterminate”, and won’t give the same answer each time. I’ve had things I’ve tried that turned out like that.

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 30 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I can’t believe the stuff windows users put up with.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Eh, people put up with much worse shit than this in the grand scheme of things.

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 4 points 7 hours ago

they shouldn't have to though. windows didn't used to be like this. it's sad to see the way it's been enshittified.

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[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 108 points 15 hours ago

Stop trying to use your computer and get back to consuming damn it. Why are users so difficult!

[–] Hond@piefed.social 73 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

I remember how the startmenu didnt suck on windows 7 and just worked. Good times. That was also the last time where you could find most of the options in one place.

Like in 2015 i was weirded out how a multibillion dollar company wasnt able to just make a new app for settings with feature parity to the old thing for their major new OS release. 10 years later: lmao.

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 15 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Even the windows 10 startmenu didn't suck if you took the time to customize it - The Metro tiles were nice, with grouping and folders making everything pretty neat and reducing the need for the standard program list to a minimum; I made mine 3 columns wide, which made pretty much every app i regularly needed available on the fly, using horizontal space that's much more available than vertical one.

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 hours ago

I'm amazed the AI didn't suggest a cancer clinic near you.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 62 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

They can do whatever they want, it'll be without me.

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 32 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

I'm not saying that my Linux installation was super easy to set up, but once set up, I've had fewer problems than Windows.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 hours ago

That's been my experience too. I've been pleasantly surprised by how easy it is to game on Linux. There have been some games where I had some issues, but the same could be said for Windows too. I think the gaming specific aspect is roughly equal between the two operating systems.

The nice thing about Linux though is that when it does go wrong, I am better equipped with the information and tools to be able to effectively troubleshoot and fix the problem. At least, in theory — I am still learning, so I often find myself wading through logs that I don't understand, with little progress. It does at least feel more empowering though, to have the abstract option of being able to fix my problem, even if I am not able to grasp that opportunity in practice.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 42 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

The Windows start menu is completely useless now. I know they pushed using the search to find apps, but I never used it that way except as a last resort.

I've been on Mint for just over a year, now. I'll never go back.

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[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 36 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (6 children)

I know this is the wrong audience, but you can type cmd into explorer's address bar and it will launch a terminal in that directory (I think this works with any command in your path)

[–] SirActionSack@aussie.zone 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

But OP wanted Terminal, not cmd.exe They're not the same thing.

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 hours ago

type "wt" instead of "cmd" then

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[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 2 points 8 hours ago

this has been a thing since early 2024.

https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/privacy-settings-for-recommendations-offers-in-windows-11-807608ee-3de2-4498-8e7c-eb10d655567f

If you choose to turn on Personalized offers, we will use information about your device and how you use it, including Windows diagnostic data, in combination with your account info and data collected by other Microsoft products and services to offer you personalized tips, ads, and recommendations to enhance your Windows experiences. Personalized offers include suggestions on how to customize and optimize Windows, as well as ads and recommendations for Microsoft and third-party products and services, features, apps, and hardware to enhance your Windows experiences. For example, Windows might tell you about new features to help you get the most out of your device. If you stream movies in your browser, Windows might recommend an app from the Microsoft Store that streams more efficiently. Or, if you are running out of space on your hard drive, Windows might recommend you try OneDrive or purchase hardware to add more storage.

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