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[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, nobody recorded him!?

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh really? I can't remember his name, I know he was a porn person...what happened?

Edit:
Found out his name from another comment.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-53159576

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

charged with non-consent digital penetration

What does that even mean?

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Raped them with his fingers. Fingers are also known as digits.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 0 points 6 hours ago

Both of them.

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 6 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

That's not Luciano Pavarotti, but its a common mistake. This is actually Todd Rogers, the only person to ever achieve a time of 5.51 seconds in the best selling video game of all time: Dragster for the Atari 2600

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 points 8 hours ago

Which was then beat by Billy Mitchel right?

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Best known for his pivotal role in Ghostbusters

Luciano "Ron" Pavarotti in Ghostbusters

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder if he fucked those two dames too.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

His dong was so long he was doing it right there. Why do you think they're smiling?

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Molto gentile, grazie.

[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 16 points 13 hours ago

If you go to the right sites, you can still find some of his performances.

[–] MisterD@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 hours ago

Is he the one with the nickname of the hedgehog?

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

He also has a passion related to percussion. His skills earned him a nickname: a metronome with stamina.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 9 points 12 hours ago

Countdown to Ecstasy.

[–] crumbgrabber@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago

It makes me proud to see how mature you have become. Continue to do the Lord's work.

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 24 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

Ron Jeremy. Started making porn in the 1970s and never stopped.

Pretty sickening story but one funny part is that he was partying with a Nevada pimp when the pimp died. That pimp later won an election running as a GOP candidate.

GOP running a dead pimp will never not be funny.

[–] ptu@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 minutes ago

Did the pimp resurrect as a gop candidate?

[–] deceiver@infosec.pub 16 points 11 hours ago

another sickening story: he raped a bunch of women

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I was expecting that roller coaster feeling in my chest if this was an announcement of Ron Jeremy's death.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I hear he has advanced dementia.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Makes me wonder who he's nurtured a close trusted circle with. Wonder who's taking care of him in his declining years.