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[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If by "party" you mean "snuggle up in bed and do computer stuff" then yeah I'd like to party 😶‍🌫️

[–] ElectricTrombone@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 month ago

Absolute win!

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Please just end my suffering

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 1 month ago

In that case, all I do is party.

[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

38, was out last night by 11 (I tried). I don’t even drink anymore. I had a boba.

[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I put my daughter to bed last night and almost fell asleep in the room with her. My wife had to kick me out of the room because we said we’d stay up till midnight. Poured up a small glass of whiskey for myself, wife had cranberry juice, clinked glasses at midnight, took a swig, then went to bed ourselves. Between leaving the kid’s room and midnight we were dozing off on the couch in the living room just waiting for the clock to hit 12. Definitely not the NYE party we used to do one time. Oh well, I don’t mind.

[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 12 points 1 month ago

I mean honestly that sounds like goals. Very wholesome.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 18 points 1 month ago

You can't just get up, you need to groan as well.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

“Party Rockin’ in my chaiiir tonight! Gonna go to sleep early tonight.”

(Every day I’m struggling.)

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The decreased social pressure to go to parties is definitely one of my favorite things about being in my 40s compared to my 20s.

Interestingly enough, though, I'm probably in the best shape I've been since my mid 20s right now lol

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 11 points 1 month ago

dies immediately after

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 1 month ago

I hope I make it that far, regardless 😑 .

[–] beccaboben@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As long as the party is in my house or walking distance and I can be in bed by 2100, I’m in!