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[–] ghostlychonk@lemmy.world 34 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

All my idiot neighbors who light fireworks for literally every "holiday" giving one of my dogs fucking panic attacks can fuck off.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

My neighbors like to set of fire works AND shoot guns in "holidays".

He gets so scared that I can't make plans to go out on those days because his panic attacks are so bad. He whines and cries for hours because my neighbors don't know when to quit

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I have been collecting fireworks for a moment of absolute barbarity. I want to rent a whole soundstage amp setup and put it on my roof at 2am, then put out the remote controlled fireworks in the yard.

at 3am, on a Sunday morning I will play stars and stripes forever as loudly as I can on repeat for as long as I can before the police are called.

randomly between 5-10 minutes one of the 3000 mortar fireworks I have will be set off. once at every hour a large wheel of 5 minute firecrackers will be set off.

I will not answer my door. I will not comply. they will need to get a warrant to make me stop.

if, by some miracle, I run out of fireworks before they can physically restrain me I will admit defeat by singing karaoke of shitty 80s pop bands for as long as my voice holds.

if they do restrain me, I will activate the killswitch and set off all the fireworks at once and will play don't you forget about me on repeat until someone cuts the power.

it's about sending a message. that message: "fuck all of you"

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 41 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

How'd you get this photo of me?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The hacker known as Lemmy hacked your webcam. We’re working on an AI Anonymous mask voiceover to demand bitcoin. Check your inbox.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 2 points 4 hours ago

This felt like a Warframe message, somehow.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 27 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, that's you. Good, I thought it was me.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 11 points 15 hours ago

There are many of us, some even older than this (obligatory to post on this day) meme.

[–] shininghero@pawb.social 23 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Replace the screen with a VR headset and a bottle of warm gluhwein, and that's my evening. Enjoying virtual fireworks with friends, getting drunk, and not having to worry about driving home afterwards.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 5 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I always thought you were American.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I always thought you were a member of Star Wolf!

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 6 points 14 hours ago

No, I aimed for the stars but landed in a ditch. I'm Ditch Wolf.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Story of the internet brah, everyone thinks everyone else is American.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 4 points 14 hours ago

Well, it's because I only ever bump into them at like 3 in the morning when I'm conking out from drowsiness.

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 23 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

How dare they interrupt my gooning!?

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 12 hours ago

It’s raining here so I don’t even have to try to ignore it or crank up the air purifiers to deal with the toxin smoke stank, thank god

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 11 hours ago

Its another fucking retarded politics dominated year of doom. But mid terms..... STFU, its going to be the same shit different year.

But for whatevers worth, fuck 2025. I hope nobody ever has to relieve this piece of shit year ever again.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

forgot the earplugs/headphones. just because you can't see them doesn't mean they don't intruded upon your peace.