this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2025
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[–] Dojan@pawb.social 47 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How'd you get this photo of me?

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh, that's you. Good, I thought it was me.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 12 points 3 months ago

There are many of us, some even older than this (obligatory to post on this day) meme.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The hacker known as Lemmy hacked your webcam. We’re working on an AI Anonymous mask voiceover to demand bitcoin. Check your inbox.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 2 points 3 months ago

This felt like a Warframe message, somehow.

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How dare they interrupt my gooning!?

[–] shininghero@pawb.social 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Replace the screen with a VR headset and a bottle of warm gluhwein, and that's my evening. Enjoying virtual fireworks with friends, getting drunk, and not having to worry about driving home afterwards.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I always thought you were American.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Story of the internet brah, everyone thinks everyone else is American.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 4 points 3 months ago

Well, it's because I only ever bump into them at like 3 in the morning when I'm conking out from drowsiness.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I always thought you were a member of Star Wolf!

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 6 points 3 months ago

No, I aimed for the stars but landed in a ditch. I'm Ditch Wolf.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago

It’s raining here so I don’t even have to try to ignore it or crank up the air purifiers to deal with the toxin smoke stank, thank god

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 3 months ago

Its another fucking retarded politics dominated year of doom. But mid terms..... STFU, its going to be the same shit different year.

But for whatevers worth, fuck 2025. I hope nobody ever has to relieve this piece of shit year ever again.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

forgot the earplugs/headphones. just because you can't see them doesn't mean they don't intruded upon your peace.