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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 56 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's got what nonnas crave.

[–] BlindFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Brawndo brand sbraghetti

[–] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I don't think nonna craves a heart attack

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 days ago

She might! 🤷

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

If she saw this, she probably would.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 5 points 3 days ago

Nonna has something special for nonno and is getting that will money early.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 42 points 4 days ago

“Eat your greens.”

“Okay.”

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 days ago

I fall to see the threat

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 5 points 3 days ago

I wonder if that heat and moisture mainard some new and special goodies.

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

Straight to jail

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Looks like one of Ordinary Sausage recipes.

How about a nice steak for New year's eve dinner? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gO58FeSspz8

With a side of spaghetti https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ffvUhEQtwB4

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If I wasn't in the middle of a big weight loss project, I'd TOTALLY try and find out where I can buy jello powder to cook liquorice spaghetti with 😄

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago

I wish you success on your project. I have started and stopped my diet waaay too many times. I don't have the willpower nor discipline. ☹️ Maybe this year ...

Happy new year!

[–] buzz86us@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Easier and healthier to get the vegetable noodles

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

This is much funnier as the thread above is about boiling water to remove microplastics

[–] ISolox@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I kinda wanna try them.