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I picked up an off-brand energy drink that was neon red at some random convenience store once at 3 in the morning, and the next time I took a leak my pee was lime green. After that, perfectly fine. Never got an explanation lol
Consuming a lot of certain B vitamins can turn your pee green, I think they're also pretty commonly added to energy drinks
Eat beets.
Forget you ate beets.
Peek.
Slightly panic for the fraction of a second before you remember you ate beets.
Panic, not know about the beetroot thing, go to hospital and then get told to stop wasting their time by an annoyed doctor who doesn't want to deal with your stupidity.
The daycare called me at work freaking out and asking me to come get my daughter and get her to the doctor because she was pissing red. Turns out they had been feeding her beetroot.
I remember crying on the toilet for at least 30 minutes when I was a kid. My pee was red-ish, my poop was red. I thought I was bleeding from everywhere.
My father finally got out from me why I was crying for so long, and explained that, yes, it is indeed related to the 2 jars of pickled beets I ate.
i pooped red and panicked until like a week later that I was just a fatass who ate an entire family sized bag of hot Cheetos in one sitting
I recently had a short illness that involved my body thoroughly purging anything I put inside of it without much change to the content. (I'm mostly better now.)
At one point my wife made me a 32oz smoothie in the hopes that it would provide me with some nutrients. It was visually very dark. I consumed and enjoyed it, then fell asleep and forgot about it.
A few hours later, I ran to the bathroom with great urgency and was very alarmed until I remembered the smoothie.
As bland as I've ever found The Cleveland Show, their one joke about beets has stood the testament of time in my head, and still finds me singing 🎵 It's not blooood~ 🎵 on random occasions lol
same thing but it was black because of the licorice-flavored icecream at a tourist shop. someday i want to go back and try the other flavors: i suspect they're all like that and this is part of the novelty.
Purple dragon fruit, too. It's like your pouring the cordial directly into the bowl.
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Vitamin B12 turns your pee vivid neon yellow if your body doesn't absorb it. I pour nooch (Nutritional yeast, savory substitute for dry crumbly cheeses) on like every other thing I eat, and it's pretty much the most B12-dense food there is, so my pee is often like comic book bright yellow.
What are the health effects so far?
That plus a microdose of beet juice is a common way to fake the color aspect of diluting your urine drug test.
nooch
Is that an actual slang term for nutritional yeast? I'm struggling to think of a less appetizing word.
Then again, I can see myself letting out a dumb little laugh while saying "I'm nooching my corn", so maybe it's actually brilliant.
Yeah it is, I fucking hate it too along with whoever the hell coined it but it's used so frequently in discussion that I stopped fighting it.
I believe it is also a specific brand of nutritional yeast seasoning.
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Lower right quadrant is "stop eating so much asparagus"!
Lower left could also be "stop drinking so much carrot juice"! But that might just be a skin color thing.
Asparagus is good for you. It removes excess salt from your body.
Ok Stinky. lol
lower left can also be "fuck i just woke up. i need to drink something"
I was on a backpacking trip around the age of 17, multi-day thing. They had packets of some kind of electrolyte drink in some of the dehydrated meals. It was bright green colored. Everyone who ate that meal packet that night had pee in the range of 'wat' to 'wwwat?', followed by a poop with a distinct segment in the 'wat' range.
more urine?
Purple in a catheter bag is totally a thing btw, and considered benign.
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I pee out these.
The cleanup is very practical.
sweetart brand candy cane?
Ohh that's the good shit.
Depends on how much liquor I drink, but yeah, sometimes.
I had beets 😋
Clearly, the hydro homies didn't arrive on lemmy yet
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