this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2025
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[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They are going to have to change their sign after I start shaking my ass on the runway

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago
[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How many guys are selling ham in this airport?

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago
  1. and one of them didn't come here to make friends. they came to win.
[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Is that the new Wendy's Carvers?

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

This Christmas, come on a spiritual journey into the competitive world of airport ham.

[gun cock]

"Dad, NO!"

[explosion]

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In a lonely airport at the end of the year, you'll be surprised to find that although pigs may not fly- these hams do! Coming to theaters this Hogswatch, December 32nd, it's: Runway Hams

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

While googling December 32nd to make sure that was the Terry pratchett thing google AI coughed up this Facebook post with an 11 minute clip from a soviet cartoon

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

they could be telling the truth if it’s the only ham in the airport

[–] Fossifoo@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

I choose to believe this sign is in Hamburg airport. Have never seen it though.

[–] fox@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

I'm all for honesty in advertising and honestly I'd have to check this out. At least walk past and see what's up over there. Last time I was in an airport I was fleeced like 50 bucks for two burritos that were unfathomably terrible, so this can't be worse

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Chef, give me that runway tarmac meat.