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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 114 points 3 weeks ago

subscription to the premium braking service had lapsed and posting this violates his private arbitration agreement.

also, the lack of a "still love the truck" line has completely voided the warranty.

[–] rubber_chicken@hexbear.net 104 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 117 points 3 weeks ago

say-the-line-bart-2 Still love the truck though

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 104 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This Machine Kills Fascists

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 99 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

What is it about Tesla ownership that gives you sagelike calm and patience in situations where the vehicle you own is actively trying to kill you?

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 60 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's a communally enforced social totalitarianism encouraged by the millions of investors whose financial success is tied to enforcing this behaviour. You behave this way or you get attacked by the "community" of owners and investors.

[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 55 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m surprised they didn’t include the cursory “love the truck though.” I thought that was mandatory in order to not void the warranty.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 32 points 3 weeks ago

Tough to see but it held up welk with only minor scrapes and bruises.

Think this qualifies as a "love the truck through" statement.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 41 points 3 weeks ago

Experience?

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago

Mere ownership effect

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

probably the $200,000 of sunk cost that wont get repairs if you badmouth it in any way

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 80 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don’t like cybertrucks, but there is something to be said for their earnest attempts to kill all cybertruck owners.

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[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 72 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The car looks like it was designed for this position.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 57 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Cybertruck user: "Elon promised me a tank-like vehicle able to stop bullets. But I gotta say - I'm a bit disappointed how often my Cyber rolls over. The last time it did that - my girlfriend damaged some vertebrae in her neck. She said 'Your truck could rollover after hitting a chestnut!' and she broke up with me. At the first sign of any problem - women will leave you. I hate woke..."

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 29 points 3 weeks ago

I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.

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[–] i_drink_bleach@hexbear.net 62 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"It would not stop and was gaining speed from 5 mph to 12+ while on the brakes."

"It held up well and only a few minor scratches [despite the truck being upside down. Would buy again.]"

These people are beyond brainwashed.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I really want to know how it flipped at 12mph though like i wanna watch

[–] i_drink_bleach@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

HAHAHA! That was literally my first thought. Homey! How did you flip your truck at 12 mph?! Were you ghost-riding the whip? WTF happened?

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And this road doesn't look that steep? I guess perspective could be making it look more flat but still idk how it ended up literally 180d onto its back unless it hit some kinda video game physics landmine

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 34 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

This car has to take the cake for goat lemon

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

People like to talk shit about Trabants and Ladas, but at least those cars were relatively affordable (hard to compare when DDR and USSR had relatively rare personal car ownership, though) and easy to repair.

[–] Corngood@lemmy.ml 33 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Physics still exists, so it's possible that this person is just a moron and it was too steep/slippery to slow. However 26 degrees doesn't seem like that much, and it's not hard to imagine this shitbox having broken ABS.

[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 49 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

it’s possible that this person is just a moron

They own a cybertruck. It is not a possibility, it's a certainty

But also

26 degrees doesn’t seem like that much

Nah it's quite a lot TBH, angles feel much steeper in reality than they seem as numbers. E.g. a typical staircase is ~30-35°, and the steepest street in the world is 35° (and that thing has concrete, which is a reasonably grippy surface).

And it's even worse in cars, at a 15-20° bank angle most people start to freak out and scream that the car is about to flip. 30-40° is when most cars will actually flip, I guess cybertruck is on the lower end here.

If it was grass, wet mud, or gravel, I can totally see a 3000 kg vehicle just not being able to physically stop. It's interesting that they managed to flip it, I suppose there was something else at play that we can't see in the photo.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If it was grass, wet mud, or gravel, I can totally see a 3000 kg vehicle just not being able to physically stop. It's interesting that they managed to flip it, I suppose there was something else at play that we can't see in the photo.

I think it's easy to forget how much exceptionally heavy EV cars and trucks are.

[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, but usually the batteries are kept down low and make the vehicle more difficult to flip. But I wouldn't put it behind tesla to fuck that up somehow too.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

If it was grass, wet mud, or gravel, I can totally see a 3000 kg vehicle just not being able to physically stop. It's interesting that they managed to flip it, I suppose there was something else at play that we can't see in the photo.

could probably roll it on that crap on the left and full steering angle

[–] spectre@hexbear.net 38 points 3 weeks ago (15 children)

26 degrees is like the steepest mountain road you could run into, steeper than the wonkiest of hillside driveways.

[–] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What if this guy being a cybertruck driver and all mistook 26% slope grade as 26 degrees? Would be even funnier because 26 degrees is a genuinely steep slope but 26% is like 14 degrees which is quite manageable.

[–] spectre@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I didn't think of that lol

I think I'll offer him the benefit of the doubt but still

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[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 30 points 3 weeks ago

The car known for killing people nearly killed me.. still loving it though! so-true

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago

"At least the truck is alright"

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago

Had to make a choice to crash it or risk tumbling down a mountain to probably death

The image does not make it clear what they chose

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

¡ɥƃnoɥʇ 'ʞɔnɹʇ ǝɥʇ ǝʌol llᴉʇS

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Does the dumpster use typical hydraulic brakes or are they fly by wire?

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

mechanical linkage to the electronic booster system afaik. instead of using vacuum pressure from the combustion engine, these cars use an electronically controlled booster with a master cylinder that pushes fluid out to the calipers

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[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

If the ABS was faulty and fighting him, or the power brakes failed, there is 0 chance for a human to stop a 3000 kg truck rolling down a 26° slope, even with perfect grip. Whether it has hydraulic or fly-by-wire breaks, if the electronics were faulty it wouldn't matter.

I've had to stop my 2000 kg van from 110 km/h, on a relatively flat surface, when the ECU shat its pants in the rain and the engine died. Let me tell you, I weigh 80 kg, never skip leg day, and yet it took all my strength for a good 20 seconds whaling on the service brake to stop it (and yes, I made sure to let off a bit when a wheel locked). Add another metric ton or a steep hill and it would basically be impossible for all practical purposes.

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[–] a_little_red_rat@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

to be fair, hydraulic brakes with power steering dead would be a tall order to stop a fucking 3000 kg rust bucket too

I had a tiny ford focus power steering fail on a muddy, but flat road and it was pretty scary

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[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

How did they manage to flip it?

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Just turn the wheel a little.

Sorry control ~~yolk~~ yoke

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

yoke**

It's incredibly silly to use a control usually used in airplanes for a car (outside of very niche things like F1 race cars). I can't wait for Tesla to put something like the tiny little side sticks used in those Cirrus planes for a car.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

It's the most natural sleeping position for that breed of truck

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

all he has to do is walk next to it and hold down the X button

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

on this week's episode of Sycophants in Cybertrucks Getting Risky

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