I'm not falling for another attempt to forcefem me all the pills are estrogen aren't they

water tastes like and is my favorite drink, free space

FUCK YEAH 20 DOLLARS!

Ears/Tail + No body/face hair so I can be a gross little freak with hairless ears and a rat tail

having 20 bucks, not sleeping, and enjoying water is just a day in my life.

Assuming the no sleep doesnt come with downsides I take that pill. In a way you almost double your life span since you wont have to sleep anymore.

Water now tastes like Dr.Pepper. And I take 20 dollars thank you.

main build: black, pink, purple

free of sleep issues, banger ahh free drinks with no health impact, and semi-guaranteed work making it*lian food (and if that doesn't work out you can make banger ahh pizzas outside of work)

alternate build: red, brown, black

become a cat-themed renegade speaking to outdoor cats and creating a nyanguard intelligence network for the revolution

BROWN

Brown purple black

Never tired, master pizza chef that can talk to cats

All excellent enhancements

Very tough. Yellow would be really cool, I don't like my facial or body hair. Blue would make my life so much nicer. Just having the knowledge of who finds me attractive would make anything surrounding dating easier. But black cures my insomnia...

I think I go black and continue to be volcel and mildly hairy

Edit: Wait it's 3? Well that's easy then

I'm already a master pizza chef, so i'm going with black, blue and pink because I desperately need to drink more water and also be loved 24 by 7

No sleep, people who I find attractive find me attractive and I hesitate to choose talking with cats because I’m afraid they’ll be mean to me :/ I still want it though

Definitely black, not having to sleep would be like extending my lifespan and enhance quality of life and health so much. Plus, it doesn't say I can't sleep, so if I have the time and feel like dreaming or want the relaxation, I can still go for it. It would also free up so much time that I don't have to sell my labor, it would significantly lower my personal rate of exploitation.

Next would be talking to cats, because I love cats and already feel like I can relate to them. They might turn out to be quite dumb, though. That's okay.

Blue sounds good, though I don't want the effect of the pill to force people to find me attractive. Rather, if the magic pill made it so I'm only really attracted to people who already find me attractive, that would be fine. Of course finding someone attractive doesn't mean wanting to date them. But still good.

Dark blue, purple, and gold for me please

Water already tastes like my favorite drink and I kinda do already speak with cats so it's an easy yellow, purple and blue for me.

Blue, black, and then either yellow or brown.

This is assuming the lack of a need for sleep gives you the corresponding lack of exhaustion.

so if I take the green pill does like a leprechaun poof into existence and hand me a 20

Oh god is it unethical to not take the brown pill as a cat owner??

Just going to work through this, but:

I already got ears, not sure what a tail would add. Seems like it might be inconvenient even. Pass.

I don't need estrogen. If I somehow need it later, it's readily available in forms other than pill. Pass.

I actually like my body hair, it's soft and feels nice when people play with it. Pass.

Look $20 is $20 but come on, pass.

I'd have passed on a more competitive board because the person I want to find me attractive already does, but this is still just broadly useful. Taking this one.

The difference between the best pizza I have ever had and the best pizza I have ever made isn't much in the grand scheme of things. It's not like there isn't a difference, but at it's best it's not exactly a mind blowing meal. Pass.

I was originally really high on water tasting and feeling like my favorite drink until I remember we use water for a lot more than drinking. Can you imagine cooking pasta in your favorite soft drink? Pass.

I can already talk to cats. They sometimes talk to me too. Mostly it's "I want food" and "I want you to open this door". I don't need a pill for this. Pass.

Not having to sleep is potentially such a brutal monkey's paw answer but I'm willing to risk it. Taking this one.

I guess I've got to circle back, and I'm going for master pizza chef. I almost went with $20, but I guess master pizza chef takes pizza from a fun thing I can make sometimes to a potentially marketable skill.

Cyan, ~~Purple~~ Blue and Black Pill!!

(assuming there's no other effects..)

Cyan because.. estrogen!! And I want to have as much emergency estrogen as possible on me, along with the syringes.. It'd be cool.

~~Purple~~ Blue, because like, that'd be cool I guess to have? I'm still figuring out if I am even attracted to anyone so this should solve it instantly and get me some new close partners~

Black because it's OP and allows me to stay up both day and night so I can do stuff! Though, I wonder how you gain energy back now?? Maybe I can just have coffee...

edit: woops didn't notice that, blue ≠ purple

The blue pill is definitely a monkeys paw

Water is already my fave drink because Scotland.

I've always talked with my cats, they just pretend not to understand me about 99% of the time. What does the pill actually change?