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[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

to this I say:

go to sleep bro you've probably had a long day

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 77 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When your mom enunciates the Bruce, you know you're in big trouble.

[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

na        than

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Shorten it to "Than", the "Na" is silent. I'd rather you pronounce the "Th" like "Thought" to say "Than" than "Than" like a typical "The" sound. When I was younger I had them call me "Thane", that was "Than" with a nonexistent silent "E" that wasn't on the end.

Is that sentence even readable?

[–] Jerkface@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

No, I hate it- it's perfect.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 34 points 2 weeks ago

It's the name of the twin you absorbed in the womb.

[–] four@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 weeks ago

Middle names are kinda like that

[–] shadshack@feddit.online 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

New guy at work's legal name is Emilejustin, and goes by Justin. Effectively the Emile is silent.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I used to work with a guy whose first name was Lordprince. His parents must have had high hopes for him.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've had classmates named after large numbers, like trillion and billion.

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A friend's brother was named 'Suprman'. Yes, it was spelled without the e

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

They left out the "E' for an Extra Enhancement on that "Eeeeeewwww".

[–] breadleyloafsyou@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] PiraHxCx@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I know only one sentence in gaelic: Tiocfaidh ár lá
... the "faidh" is silent. I wonder how many more words like that they have.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I don't know if this is exactly how it works in Irish Gaelic, but in Scottish Gaelic the reason there are so many silent letters is because of vowel combinations, broad and slender consonants and lenition

The Scottish Gaelic equivalent of that phrase would be "Thig ar latha" i think, which funnily enough doesn't contain any silent letters I think

[–] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Fucking "Queue" has entered the chat...

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Sure, Queueuentin.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Since when did the alien comic guy stray into microblogging?

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Since forever I think, but tbh I only follow his comics so I don't know what else is he writing about

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm gonna guess since 2018 at least

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

That's Nathan for you.

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Imagine using a language that has consistent pronunciation and no concept of "silent" letters

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

会多语的人加入了这群聊

(People who know multiple languages have joined the chat)

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

*laughs in Estonian*

[–] Karjalan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] bebabalula@feddit.dk 3 points 2 weeks ago

So it’s just pronounced “nat-han” then?

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Now that's a reasonable idea that won't go out of hand!

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

"It's spelled Raymond Luxury-Yacht, but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'."

[–] colourlessidea@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Mlep(clay)nos has entered the chat

[–] phaedrus@piefed.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

My dumbass would make it parenthetical. "My name is Bruce, the nat-han is silent."

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

This the alien comics guy