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[–] phaedrus@piefed.world 10 points 2 days ago

At this point, it's not habitual, it's an addiction

[–] lengau@midwest.social 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Simply eat all the cheese so there's not any left to wash.

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

By the time I'm about to run a wash my pocket cheese is all all eaten, just sounds like a skill issue

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 39 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wash on hot.

Now you have a secret fondue recipe you can use at parties.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 2 days ago

Fondue a la Oxyclean

[–] Shameless@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Why is the machine also full of tv static?

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 4 points 2 days ago

That's just the hole in space-time

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

They accidentally washed a TV before the cheese incident and the static pod leaked. Must have some big-ass pockets.

[–] JeanValjean@piefed.social 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The finish is called Graniteware. Popular in the 60s and still the standard finish for canning kettles

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

This still a thing in Mexico. We call it "peltre", although, I'm not sure if it is the same thing.

Edit: Yeah, it is the same thing.

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

It had to go somewhere after we switched to digital broadcasts

That's just the radiation interfering with the camera.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 2 points 4 days ago

I've seen some metal pieces just patterned like that

[–] IceFoxX@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago

"Cheese" rofl... Nope

Im breaking the habit tonoiiiight

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Pocket cheese strikes again. Never forget.

[–] phaedrus@piefed.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

That's not cheese! That's Velveeta!

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

Put your laundry through a cheese shredder before washing.

[–] grte@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

Can't lose your cheese in the wash if you never do laundry.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Do not store velveeta in the washer. You store it in the dryer. What an idiot!

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Now I'm hungry for a plate of dryer nachos.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 2 days ago

So tasty and no static cling.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

accidentally

/thathappened