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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Rom congratulations i give you my first ever "best post on this site r/n" award

i do detract a single point however because you didn't use the kelly emoji as is tradition

[–] groKKK@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

maybe even Who genocide

Posters like this will try to invent anything in order to avoid dealing with their total lack of care for the victims of actual crimes against humanity, such as white people in South Africa. Sure, talk about an imaginary "Who genocide" which not only takes place in an entirely fictional world, but is not even proven to have actually happened given the information that we can actually derive from that fictional world! Pollute the web with these fantasies and let white genocide go unimpeded in South Africa.

[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Had a jesse-wtf moment before I noticed who was posting! Haha

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

I can only imagine the experience, lol.

Posters like this will try to invent anything in order to avoid dealing with their total lack of care for the victims of actual crimes against humanity,

very-smart OK, seems harsh but I understand where it's coming from given (for example) the genocide in Gaz-

such as white people in South Africa

wut

[–] groKKK@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Out of character post: Should I be glad that I've become the user equivalent of the fakenews comm?

[–] Frivolous_Beatnik@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Nah, your bit is actually funny

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It certainly casts the Grinch's relationship with the Whos and Whoville in a different light that he served in their military. Maybe he's a disaffected veteran, struggling with PTSD, and he's been abandoned by his country.

[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 3 months ago

it looks like a who vietnam hat. the who vietcong were not to be who-fucked with

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Gritty remake of the grinch when?

[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Hurt by Nine Inch Nails starts playing

"Christmas. Christmas always reminds me of the smell of burning flesh..."

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The Mean One (2022) is like a Hallmark movie that turns into a slasher flick with the Grinch as the killer. Not exactly a character-driven piece though.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

The Clean Whomacht Myth would have you believe it was only the Whoffen SS that committed war crimes.

[–] CarbonConscious@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

In the cgi movie, they sing a Christmas carol that references Christ and Satan by name.

So that implies a whocifiction, and a who-hell. Can you imagine the wacky who-flavored tortures that would be inflicted in both scenarios?

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You think there was a Whotler?

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

you think he was... successful? everyone's celebrating christmas.... and we never hear about any Whews......

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Jolly Despoilment of the Presents by Olive-colored Ne'er-do-wells (complementary).

Uncritical support to comrade Grin Qi Huangdi for his war on Christmas, as well as the first world.

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are they going to war on Whos on the same speck or do they have a sort of space military for fighting other specks?

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

Like armies in winter, the Whoville Navy waits for the Thaw to reach their enemies.

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

I mean haven't we read the butter wars? This seems like the next logical conclusion.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The existence of a nuclear carrier implies the existence of Whopons of Mass Destruction.

Maybe there's a Wholin Powell presenting a bag of Whoranium Yellow Cake at the Whonited Nations General Assembly.

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Uh, isnt it the Security Council.

powell-propaganda yeah he's sitting down.


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[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago
[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

First Blood (2000)

[–] DornerStan@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Reminds me of kitty history