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[-] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 131 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I recently realized my dog is a year older than I thought because of a Facebook memory. I've been angry that he lied about his age all this time.

[-] Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml 44 points 11 months ago

At the very least, a lie of omission. He could've corrected you.

[-] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago

Seriously! He just sat there smugly silent anytime anyone asked how old he is.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Not a husky?

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Not mentioning the lie of omission.

Meta af.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

I know how old my cat is because I know how old my niece is. If you're bad with dates make them easy to remember. Not going to lie i make anniversaries intentionally on the first and not an insignificant amount have been Jan first which is even easier.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 69 points 11 months ago

When the dog dies because it didn't get its medication, and you are having the tombstone engraved, all the sudden it will come to you.

[-] holycrap@lemm.ee 46 points 11 months ago

The pharmacy where I get my pets meds from uses my birthday with the cats name.

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 37 points 11 months ago

You call yourself a dog owner and don't celebrate their birthday?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 52 points 11 months ago

No. My dogs are stupid and useless. Also, every morning when they get their treats, they act like it's their birthday anyway.

They do get fruit for Christmas though.

[-] Motzart@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

I adopted my dog. We celebrate her home coming day as her birthday (I know her 'real' birthday, but I dont trust it.)

[-] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Ah yes because we all know strays are a myth

[-] giklop@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Well we celebrate the date we got our strays as if that's their birthday. They do not seem to care.

[-] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 11 months ago

Ungrateful fucks. Mine at least pretend to be into it.

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 2 points 11 months ago
[-] Lauchs@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

Never ask a lady her age, especially in dog years.

[-] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 23 points 11 months ago

You have ~365 guesses. Seems fairly beatable.

[-] marth_21@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago

That's per year, DOB includes the year

[-] dukk@programming.dev 1 points 11 months ago

I’m assuming she’d know the year…?

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 11 months ago

Even if you don't, there's not that many years that animals live for. Sadly.

[-] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 11 months ago

better privacy policy than most companies

[-] onestop@lemmy.ml 10 points 11 months ago

google translate better get cracking

[-] mack7400@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Just use her mum's maiden name

[-] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

This sounds like candidate for malicious compliance. Just say 1st Jan, when that doesn't work 2nd Jan, then 3rd Jan and on and on until you crack it

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 1 points 11 months ago

Congratulations, you can now get anyone's prescription! If only the pharmacy had a way to stop this exploit!

this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2023
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