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[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 257 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The Onion Journalists right now:

[–] sarcasticsunrise@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Okay, unrelated to any of the absurd Trump nonsense, what movie is this from? Is that Mark Rufallo? Whoever he is, that character is my Spirit Animal

[–] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 68 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This is Pablo Escobar played by Wagner Moura in the show "Narcos". The first season was great!

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[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 195 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

It is real!!??? Actually real??!

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-patriot-games/

Tbh this is probably something Trump, 79, will forget he said in a week or so and no one will take any action.

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 133 points 2 weeks ago

Oh no, there's going to be all sorts of government contracts paid out for this. THEN nothing will be done.

[–] currycourier@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"There was no indication the Patriot Games would pit competitors against each other in a fight to the death, as of this writing." Lmaoo

Funny thing is, if they decided policy this way I'd guess it'd be more representative than the House of Representatives for California.

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[–] io@piefed.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 weeks ago

yeah like that ball room

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Wow, now even Snopes has the “give us your email for access” bullshit?! How disappointing.

[–] Flames5123@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago

I even turned off my adblocker for a bit to read this and there are so many pop ups after closing each one. The enshittification continues.

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[–] bumblefumble@mander.xyz 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well he didn't say it per se, as he had an AI version of him announce it officially. Wish I was joking.

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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 149 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

It just never stops being relevant does it

[–] manxu@piefed.social 140 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If I were an Onion article writer, I'd probably have a mental breakdown. Who can come up with anything more Oniony than this??? (Wait until tomorrow for the answer, I guess.)

[–] johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 2 weeks ago

I read the headline and thought for sure it was the onion at first

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Onion needs to rebrand and just be factual, real reporting now.

Nothing they can create is more absurd than this bizarre world we've found ourselves in.

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[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 79 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Is it a satire? At this point I seriously can't tell

[–] io@piefed.blahaj.zone 70 points 2 weeks ago

i had to look it up too, he actually announced that

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@quokk.au 35 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, of course it's a ...

WHAT?! THIS IS REAL?!

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[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 67 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lord Fuckwad has decreed “Some of you may die, but it is a sacrifice I’m willing to make”

[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ohwow

Farquaad (from shrek) == fuckwad

How have I missed that til now?

[–] alberttcone@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As I understand it, the head of Dreamworks at the time used to work at Disney, but had a falling out with the animation chief there and based the entire Farquaad character, and name, on him. Professional level pettiness.

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[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

Congrats on being one of today's lucky 10,000!

[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 52 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

With 50% men and 50% women? Isn't that woke nowadays?

Oh, I see... Young women... Now, it makes sense.

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[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 49 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

It's the Torment Nexus over and over and over again. In fact, the re-inventing of the Torment Nexus has itself become a Torment Nexus.

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[–] Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip 42 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

These people shouldn't be allowed within 100 feet of any teenagers.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Or any of the rest of us.

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 41 points 2 weeks ago

That’s some reality tv-ass thing to do.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

are they going to be forced to kill each other or something? survivors get to be his sex slaves?

[–] Flipper@feddit.org 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, they would already to old probably. Remember he likes them on the young side.

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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

So he specifically included Puerto Rico and Washington DC?

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Surprising, since inclusivity is woke.

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Mara lago look definitely looks like the capital people in the hunger games

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I'm releasing this offensive photo:

I've made it SFW

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 23 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Redacted

I approved it for public release

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Sure isn't those Epstein Files we deserve.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is not at all the worst idea he's ever had

It actually sounds kinda nice.

Where's he getting the money for it though?

That. Is the question.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

if it wasn't fascist bread and circus then by itself it isn't a bad idea.

in the context, it's a shitty idea, especially when the economy is collapsing, pedo files are illegally held, and ICE is at war with American cities.

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