this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2025
363 points (98.9% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

39232 readers
2787 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

It’s cardboard, not depleted uranium. How the fuck is it so dangerous I must dispose of it if damaged? The entire point of the product is for the furry psychopath that lives with me to damage it. It literally has no other reason to exist.

top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 109 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The whole "discard if damaged" is likely just standard cover-your-ass legalese which the lawyers will copy-paste on every single product they sell, including this one.

[–] fizzle@quokk.au 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's this.

Lawyers: put the warnings on everything. Managers: what warnings? Lawyers: the warnings. Managers: yeah but Lawyers: on everything.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's like on medication when it says something along the lines of, do not take this medication if you are allergic to this medication or think you might be allergic to this medication.

Good now it's your fault if you have an allergic reaction.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] heydo@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I would imagine this same label is applied to all of their products as a cost savings measure.

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 61 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Gets damage, kid uses it as a stool, falls, parents decide to blame the company.

Pretty run of the mill situation tbh.

[–] clmbmb@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I presumed that since they mentioned a lawsuit.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

True. Everyone knows other countries have no laws! /s

[–] Klear@quokk.au 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

We do have laws! Just no suits. Everyone is naked here.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] Sludge@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

These things actually only degrade as your cat uses them in America. Elsewhere the cardboard doesn't mix with hair and fall off into little cardboard chunks that are attractive for small children to eat. Also, the structural integrity actually only gets stronger in other parts of the world, so you're actually encouraged to step on it, as after some play and what might seem like structural damage to a piece of cardboard, it can actually support the weight of a fully grown adult.

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Doesn't it?
The small pieces the cat rips out fill the holes and make the structure stronger, until the cat can't use it anymore, because it's too strong for its claws
Then we use it as bricks for our houses

Haven't you seen the cardboard quarries full of cats working their ass off?

Edit: on a second thought, that's also why de-clawing is unethical here, because it hinders our never ending demand on bricks...

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Honestly my issue with the way the US handles these things is that if wealth was distributed more equitably and fluidly we wouldn't need to be half as litigious.

If getting your car damaged didn't mean your only transportation to and from work being nonfunctional in a way that would require several months worth of wages from that job to fix, you wouldn't need to focus as much on who specifically changed lanes wrong, you'd just fix it. And if you could just go to the doctor and get care, and easily take time off work to heal, a little bit of muscle tension would be easy to catch, treat, and heal up from well before the possibility of lifelong and career ending injuries came into question.

If we were able to have the resources and time to just handle most small things, we wouldn't have to be constantly holding every individual working class individual personally liable for which direction they sneeze in. Litigation could be saved for serious and repeat offenders. But no, squeezing every last dime out of the working class is a feature, not a bug.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

You only hear about the ridiculous lawsuits. Local lawyer used to explain it on the radio all the time.

  • Media doesn't report on the 99.98% of boring, and meritorious, lawsuits
  • Judges toss frivolous cases
  • Lawyers are loath to bring frivolous cases due to reputational harm, even disbarment

Our sense of risk is absurdly out of whack with reality.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I remember a summer about 10 years ago, when I went out at the beginning of summer to buy some new pool noodles. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find them, all summer.

The next year, they were back, but they all had new tags that said "Not to be inserted rectally."

Suddenly, I knew why they hadn't been available, as lawsuits and regulatory issues got worked out. All because someone looked at a pool noodle, and got a weird idea.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (3 children)

So you put it in your butt right?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I wondered if it actually gave some people the idea: "Hmmm, hadn't thought of that, but now that you mention it..."

[–] cheesybuddha@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Or a friends butt. Get permission first though

load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] riskable@programming.dev 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Clearly, you do not understand THE POWER of corrugated cardboard!

[–] Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Darth Vader from Wish?

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The dangers of corrugated cardboard are unknown to most, it's good they're trying to spread awereness

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We should do a fun run to raise money for victims of corrugated cardboard abuse.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

-in the arms of the angles plays-

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

the angles

I've always wanted to be held by a kind gentle right angle.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 27 points 3 months ago (8 children)

That Spanish translation is awful

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

Your favorite pet only 😂

load more comments (7 replies)
[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Maybe your cat is dumb, rips a chunk out, decides to eat it, cat could get sick or catch fire or something

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 14 points 3 months ago

sounds like liability cover

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Choking hazard, next.

[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

It's because for the corpo, it's cheaper to say it might hurt you than to not say anything at all.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My kayak has this warning on it. When everything warns you it causes cancer people no longer take the warnings seriously. Now where did my Cobalt 60 lollipop go.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago

I've seen this warning on a t-shirt. Not on the label of the t-shirt, the actual design of the t-shirt. Which presumably also constitutes a warning, I bet the lawyers love that one.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The Spanish is wack. That last line says to only use it for your favorite pet.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

“Bad kitty! That’s for the superior cat!”

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

take this item but beware it comes with a terrible curse

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's for cats to scratch. It's supposed to be damaged.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Drop and run

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 4 points 3 months ago

That was the bridge to Tarabithia 😢

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe someone ate it and got food poisoning?

[–] BussyCat@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The last line mentions not using it as a step so maybe someone was stepping on it and after a while it broke down and they fell and sued

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 months ago

The do not use as a step thing I could see, trying to think of other misuses though, other than eating shit you shouldn't.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It makes it sound like some cursed item. Get the SCP on this.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›