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Thank you all. Its an honor to be back on vacation. Ive created a metric fuckton of shareholder value this year, and I couldnt be more proud.

mario-thumbs-up Seasonal Greetings from the board of Directors at Hexbearcorp.

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[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I have 10 more minutes on the clock.

I’m not going to make it.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

I didn’t make it :(

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago

Ive created a metric fuckton of shareholder value this year, and I couldnt be more proud.

congratulations

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago

Congratulations 9to5

congratulations

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I get 24/25/26 off but it's unpaid on 25 and 26

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm an open book.

Pages are blank but that's not important

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

I hope you get some well earned rest during your time off. Keep up the good fight.

[–] context@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

congratulations i really liked your collaboration with dolly parton

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

Thanks but that wasnt actually the real dolly parton. That was all done after we stopped filming with the magic of CGI.

I'm just happy that my surplus labour value is going straight to the shareholders. They deserve it. They did all the real work.

[–] doomsdayrs@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 days ago

I work an essentially 9-5, but I didn't maximize shareholders value.

I'm better, I maximized the efficiency of the state apparatus.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

:god-i-wish-that-were-me:

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

Meanwhile...Meanwhile working in a restaurant and praying f9r Jan 1