What a terrible day to have eyes
this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2025
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That's the face of man you can depend on.
Sorry...mis-spoke.
That's the face of a man with depends on.
not even depends can contain that shit. that's a load for Oops I Crapped My Pants™
Sexy tennis shorts. Blowing bubba. It all makes sense now.
Epstein was a monster he wouldn't hesitate to take advantage of the mentality disabled.
All that junk up in that trunk
There's a reason why the orange buffoon can't control his bowels. Yep, he could take any size and any length.
People would say that no one could take a cock like he could, he was tremendous. The best. Men would come up when he was on his hands and knees and, BAM, straight in like a rat up a drainpipe. No lube dongeedonny was his name!!!
tsk... this is unsavory and beneath the office, but... it does add up with his intimate knowledge of arnold palmer's dong.
he probably remembered every throbbing inch.
Where corn?
Just because you can’t see it doesn’t mean it ain’t there
anybody notice that he's wearing his own merch
also fixed again
If you look closely you just MIGHT notice that there is corn on his head.
Corn hole.
On the left side, just not processed yet
Ok, I feel sick now, and you should too
Sure, all those 14 year olds wanted a piece of that sweet Trump action.
disgusting. 14 year olds only want one thing!
Deepthroat Donny
A greedy cock monger.
Fucking finally!!!
For the longest time I have been bitching about this exact thing. Recently no one has been posting anything accurate like this.
It’s about damn time we had a decent shitpost. ;)
How long before we hear that Trump and all of Epstein's other friends were victims of Jeffrey Epstein, lured down there, plyed with alcohol, possibly drugged, and enticed into compromising behavior for blackmail purposes? They're victims, not pedophiles.
God damnit! Now I just threw up a bit in my mouth. Thanks a lot, OP!
With a cake like that he could jump over the wall to Mexico.
Well he has the mental age of a toddler, so maybe that turned him on?
We know he didn't because no one wants to get naked with this smelly bitch.
He’s got plenty of cake. Somebody’s gotta want a slice, right?