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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 61 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Imagine looking and acting like this malignant doofus and thinking you’re the “master race”.

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 1 month ago

It applies to the whole US admin.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

That is the only thing he's got going for him.

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 month ago (3 children)

When you accidentally self immolate while being a racist.

[–] Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The rug really ties it together.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's gotta be a toupee, right?

[–] Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

100% and completely on brand

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Soon to be offered a job as an ICE agent.

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

He looks like Andy Serkis' less-successful brother.

[–] jibjib14@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This works on so many levels

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Dude seriously fucked around and found out.

[–] just2look@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 month ago

Can every racist please burst into flames?

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How can we hope to stand against the obvious superiority of the Master Race?

[–] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

The officers approached the trailer outside the tire shop, breached the trailer doors and found McDaniel hiding under his bed, the affidavit states.

We just need to remind the Master Race that there's monsters in the bedroom at night. That'll do it :P

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hahahahah, what a grade A, purebred dumbass.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] dumbass@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago

A purebred inbred dumbass.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@quokk.au 5 points 1 month ago
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Waco really has a thing with terrible people getting themselves immolated…

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah yes.

The exceedingly impressive master race that is totally going to civil war us all.

Terrifying.

[–] yggstyle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dont tread on him, he's fallen and can't figure out how to get up.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There was also a really fun video circulating yesterday of a Nick Fuentes hanger-on getting bitch slapped in New York in front of the "Young" Republicans event.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

The best part of that was that he was slapped by a fat guy, then went shuffling off looking over his shoulder like Big Boy was Mike Tyson in his prime.

[–] HisArmsOpen@crust.piefed.social 14 points 1 month ago

MAGA becoming immolators was the twist I'd never expected

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Finally, some good fucking news

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

Are we seeing the next governor of Texas?

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This has to be a case of some kind of mental illness surely?

[–] 2piradians@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

With a little meth, probably.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

And don't call me "Shirley."

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Keep Waco Wacko is the saying for that town. A play on nearby (1hr drive) Keep Austin Weird

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

They extinguished the flames in the yard and intersection but left him roasting away. Gotta love it.

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago
[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 9 points 1 month ago

Oh bugger. Anyway...

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This guy was just taking George Carlin's bit about setting himself on fire for their beliefs.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

He was just upset at the Buddhists not wanting him as a monk.

[–] dgdft@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Gotta be the most quintessential McLennan County moment since 1916.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

they are not sending their best

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Not gonna lie, the immediate reaction in this house was hurhurhurhur

I feel like any time there is a headline about a Waco man it's something ridiculous like this.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

why do people do this

what did they do to you

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 month ago