Only polling above Vance by 2% in the popular vote should be extremely embarrassing.
this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2025
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This is how the Democratic party measures itself though. They find the most unpopular person, beat that person by a margin of error in polling, think this means their strategy is surefire, and then somehow are surprised when they get blown the fuck out
"Aw hell yeah! A poll 3 years out has us beating the guy best known for 
and fucking a couch by 2%! Someone queue up "We Are The Champions", we're gonna revel in this shit!"
BLOOP SON BLOOP
This is because they get to still be Important People even if they lose, like how Hillary is still being interviewed like her opinions matter in 2025. It doesn't matter if they win or lose, policy is for the donors. Being Important is why they're in the game.
This is also the first poll showing this. Every other poll so far had Vance winning.
Losing to Vance is even more embarrassing!
Even that "Bloop!" sounds as focus tested as possible to be 38% quirky, 19% funny and 43% charming. So repulsive.
quirk chungus president 
Ok, but the quirk chungus archetype is actually pretty chill.
AOC is a Zionist. NOT chill.
She is so on fleek!
6-7 amirite fellow childrens?
only 51/49 with the baby face fascist loser
OMG you lead the most cringy, loathsome guy on the planet next to Elon by a whopping TWO POINTS!!!!
Is she blooping because she's right on the waterline?
Yeah, does she actually think this is impressive? She's even with Vance, lol. This taught me that apparently the average person despises AOC almost as much as I do.
Bloop?!? BLOOP?!? 
Get in losers! We're "saving democracy" by a margin of one percent of reluctant voters!
Bloop!
nope, sorry
this is the new dean scream
you blew it 
Komm, süsser Tod
What's the VORP compared to me/someone they've never heard of?
Shed probably win, if for nothing else being the Obama for the next gen + Revitalizing every single "vote for the lesser evil in this the most important election of all time" doofus who got burnout from the last cycle
Is she excited to slightly be beating him? Now I wonder the difference between her and newsom vs vance
sic semper aocias
Fuck it, I'd still vote for her over Newsom.
do not vote for genocide or the democratic party that still enables it
And the dems would do all they could to keep her out since so many just going with America is too sexist to elect a woman! That's why hilldog and mamala lost nothing else
That really isn’t saying much