"Hey, hon? The bananas are brown and the kids won't eat them."
"Throw them out!"
pushing kids outside
"Why do we have to leave?"
"Cuz mommy doesn't love you anymore."
"What the fuck?!"
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"mommy is racist to bananas and we don't stand for that"
That's it - get 'em high on all that fresh air, then choke 'em to death with the "smoker's car" stench.
THIS IS THE TASTE OF FREEDOM!
I mean, we switched to menthols, what more do these woke liberals want?
Do it as a group ... get several parents together and get all the kids to huddle together like penguins ... if penguins can survive -60 degree weather as a group, kids can do the same
Either that or just teach the kids how to smoke.
it worked for penguins
I'd still like to know how the penguins work the lighters without thumbs.
i think it's the laser eyes
It builds character.
Little homey got the carhartt on he's probably sweating under it. Smoke away king
WTF, is the car on the top of a hill?
The fact we can see the kid at all is actually pretty impressive for american trucks
The kid is 100 yards away.
Average American kid-killer car
Nah, they're just high.
It's for their own good