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[–] db2@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He always looks like someone's putting something up his butt slowly and he's not sure how to feel about it.

[–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He always looks like he just trusted a fart he shouldn't have.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

He looks like he's trying to fart but it's going in and he's not sure how to make it stop without letting people know his farts go backwards

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just because you can freely use all the seized cocaine if you're the head of FBI doesn't mean you should

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

with great powder comes great responsibility.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago
[–] infinitevalence@discuss.online 13 points 1 month ago

Why does he look like a coke head 24/7 do he and Kushner just dune style still suit with cocaine or something?

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

If he wasn't such a shithead I'd feel sorry for him being mocked this way. But he is.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's that shithead that has input in every fucking meeting, just so it looks like he's doing his job.

One would think that after the Charlie Kirk fiasco he would have learned to STFU for just a bit until the facts were certain.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

But if he doesn’t join every meeting how can he insist they pin it on an imaginary trans person?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Nearly dropped my phone

[–] finley@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago
[–] Josiah@infosec.pub 4 points 1 month ago

Nightmare fuel

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

With a nose like that, he made a few others punch him in the past. And I totally understand why.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

because he's a brown noser?

[–] Josiah@infosec.pub 2 points 1 month ago

They need to make a nextbot out of this