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[-] bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

This joke's got legs

[-] Slow@lemmy.today 14 points 7 months ago

Even if it's photoshopped, it doesn't mean it can't happen. i've met things inside products that shouldn't be there. Some of these things were dangerous to health.

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 6 points 7 months ago

My buddy got an extra piece of finger in his frozen lasagne once.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

The lasagna finger, a delicacy in some places!

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

People just love hating these culinary masterpieces, man.

[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 7 months ago

I recently had a protein drink that was rancid. It came in a carton and I drank a mouthful before I realized that SUDDENLY THE ENTIRE ROOM SMELLED LIKE ROTTING MEAT.

I will only eat/drink things I have prepared myself, or poured out, or transparent things. One experience of being betrayed is enough.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

You don't eat frogleg popsicle?

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 3 points 7 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Doesn't everything if you squint enough

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

No, that's how you eat frog leg sorbet, bite and nibble the ice away until the leg is free and then Chomp!

this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2023
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