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The right wingers who cancelled people for saying they didn’t like Charlie Kirk after his death will surely be condemning this one, right? (hexbear.net)
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[–] Hyper_red@hexbear.net 52 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

A fucking black sun worshipping nazi millennial staffer wrote this, either JD Vance or Miller.

Trump is senile and probably hasn't written a tweet in over a year

Thats why his tweets don't sound like him, are all in the third person, and aren't funny anymore.

I legit think Trump is senile and slowly dying and his tweets are made by some Christian nationalist millennial staffer who watches too many nazi tiktoks.

EDIT: you can also tell by the way his twitter randomly got really nazi recently. I don't think Trump is an ideological Nazi. Hes 100% a boomer racist and shit but he's more so a grifter that's in power for $$$ than an ideological Nazi. I think you can trace his twitter being taken over to when he started tweeting nazi shit.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Didn't he always use all caps for random words or even whole tweets. Also he was addicted to exclamation points.

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Based on pictures of Trump in the WH, it seems like he has had a dedicated social media person to whom he dictates his posts. Maybe they got swapped out for a more ideological nazi instead of the fox news-faced blonde that had been doing it?

[–] The_hypnic_jerk@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What does the death of Trump in office look like for the US lol

Vance President, I don't even know what that means really. He can't get away with as much as trump

[–] Hyper_red@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The right fractures, the admin is taken over by thiel and other tech Nazis, the zoomer part of the base will hate that

[–] demerit@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

thiel nazis & warhawk neocons are the ones with actual material power, the zoomer 4chan neo-nazis and the anti-interventions alt right are the weak link without which is used up and discarded, ironically these groups mirror the dsa & reformists leftists factions of the democrats. The House always does win - until the floorboards crash in that is.

[–] Hyper_red@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

I 100% agree

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's a shame the author of the bot that analyzed his Twitter account for authorship didn't pivot to TruthSocial.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 39 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I truly hope Trump dies of something embarrassing

Even though it will be a two-edged sword and the libs will never stop bringing it up until it stops being funny

For a brief moment, we'll all be making so many bowel obstruction jokes it could serve to bring world peace

[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I am still 100% convinced he already had a stroke of some kind a few months ago. Ever since that moment he disappeared for a few days in September his face has been droopy as shit.

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

He definitely did. My only hope is that he dies soon and it hurts the whole time.

[–] Hyper_red@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

He's 100% dying slowly and thats why we only see him on TV for select press BS and why his tweets don't sound like he writes them.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He looks like a sick dog whose owners keep talking around the matter of putting him down

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's the whole sleeping thing too

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Building up to the big sleep, I hope

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

He's also been sleeping a ton in meetings too

[–] demerit@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 week ago

People have been predicting President Vance since last year. I dont think he is really in control anymore.

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

For a brief moment, we'll all be making so many bowel obstruction jokes it could serve to bring world peace

I'm going to be at work and miss the whole thing doggirl-tears

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Shitting himself to death or hitting his head on his golden toilet or something

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

Gets his guts sucked out his ass by some experimental super-toilet

[–] jack@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

I want him to just fall off stage at a rally and hit his head

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago

Again writing about himself in the 3rd person. No THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

yo what the fuuuuuck this cant be real

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

i genuinely thought this had to be a fake one until i looked it up myself.

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

Wow, he's really leaning into the stochastic terrorism. jesus-christ

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I know it's considered cringe to say "oh Trump did it this time!"

But I am actually seeing some MAGA people seemingly genuinely reacting negatively to this, irl and online. Reiner was a Lib but generally a beloved wholesome guy and his murder was considered tragic across the aisle. I don't think this is going to "ruin" him but I think this was an actual bad move on his admins part.

[–] demerit@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean not to drag a murder victim, but usually kids dont murder their parents, unless there is something seriously abusive going on - yes even addicts, and usually addiction has its own reasons related to issues in childhood (if you are not working class and get hooked on oxy via your doctor because you stumped your toe or something).

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I dunno, some people go down a dark path on their own once they're out in the world independently.

[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Dude just can't help himself when it comes to ragebaiting, he's setting himself up for a massive country-wide party when he kicks the bucket. Considering the response from conservatives when Charlie Kirk died and people openly celebrated, I do worry a bit about what the backlash will be when that inevitably happens.

[–] The_hypnic_jerk@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's dementia, he was able to hold back some in the past. He literally "can't help himself" at this point, there's no inhibitors

[–] rufuscrispo@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

"rip meathead" was right there. my goat is washed.

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

some are kinda https://old.reddit.com/r/Conservative/comments/1pncrlg/whats_going_on_with_trump_lately/ surprisingly

[–] nasezero@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's already been removed lmao.

Tbh, I read the comments more like a cult testing its member's loyalties. Look at how they're trying to explain it away, even if they act upset by it. It's all "he needs to refocus" as if he's ever done anything focused to help these clowns.

Give them a couple of days to sync up on their talking points, and they'll be saying Reiner deserved it because libs didn't cry sufficiently when Kirk got Kirk'ed.

[–] newacctidk@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Damn mods got to it, but those comments are interesting.

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