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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 39 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I truly hope Trump dies of something embarrassing

Even though it will be a two-edged sword and the libs will never stop bringing it up until it stops being funny

For a brief moment, we'll all be making so many bowel obstruction jokes it could serve to bring world peace

[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 35 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I am still 100% convinced he already had a stroke of some kind a few months ago. Ever since that moment he disappeared for a few days in September his face has been droopy as shit.

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

He definitely did. My only hope is that he dies soon and it hurts the whole time.

[–] Hyper_red@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

He's 100% dying slowly and thats why we only see him on TV for select press BS and why his tweets don't sound like he writes them.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He looks like a sick dog whose owners keep talking around the matter of putting him down

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There's the whole sleeping thing too

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Building up to the big sleep, I hope

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

He's also been sleeping a ton in meetings too

[–] demerit@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

People have been predicting President Vance since last year. I dont think he is really in control anymore.

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

For a brief moment, we'll all be making so many bowel obstruction jokes it could serve to bring world peace

I'm going to be at work and miss the whole thing doggirl-tears

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Shitting himself to death or hitting his head on his golden toilet or something

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

Gets his guts sucked out his ass by some experimental super-toilet

[–] jack@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

I want him to just fall off stage at a rally and hit his head