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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Username does not check out

[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looks like one of those disposable flossers.

[–] locahosr443@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

Don't be daft, it looks nothing like an air fryer.

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I’m gonna walk from London to Paris to Poland in a single day

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Good luck, because that is NOT a land bridge. You’re gonna have to walk the long way around (still possible in one day though if you don’t need more than six hours of sleep).

https://maps.app.goo.gl/Kau7fkJgq8AimSCJ7

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Pfft. Just jump over it.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Usually, I assume darker blue to be deeper waters.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you look at it on the satellite view, it actually does look fairly shallow, but not shallow enough to be able to walk across.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unless you are someone exceptionally good at walking with long leg-sticks (I don't know the appropriate name for that) and have someone to make an over-engineered leg-stick for this purpose.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Stilts. The word for that is stilts.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 7 hours ago

That's it!
Been so many years since I last read/heard that word that all I could recall was "stillets", which is not a word and looking it up only got me to "stilettos".

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I’m gonna swim in Banana!

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are you even allowed to post this?

Everyone is always allowed to post this. It's the one post that proves the rule, no matter what that rule is.

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

In chile there is a Saying... of sorts "Talca, París y Londres", Talca being a random local city most people actually linda hate because having bad drivers and ruining a beloved local dish.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

En que contexto la usan?

Tan mal manejan en Talca? Yo pensaba que en mi ciudad manejaban mal hasta que pise río de janeiro. Por lo menos, a nosotros nos ganaron.

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

En una ironía, como de conocer el mundo o de ciudades importantes "he visto? Talca París y Londres".

Igual su peor crimen son los completos mojados (hotdogs-chilean style but with wet bread for some deranged reason..)

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fun fact: that's pronounced "kiribass".

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Yes, I did a dive on this rabbit hole and it was interesting. The topographical maps (Google) are neat too. Wish you could drop in but it looks like they haven't sent someone to map it like that.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Are you pronouncing the "bass" bit like the fish "sea bass" or the instrument "bass guitar"? (e.g. ass or ace)

[–] MonkRome@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Iirc somewhat like the fish

[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wikipedia has an audio clip

Got you.

Kirrab ass.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Nobody wanted to build a city on the glans huh.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yup, real, except Kiribati is many more islands. Specifically, this is the island Kiritimati.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

London is gone🦀🦀🦀

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Smol if not true.

In 2015, London was inhabited by 1,895 people, making it the second most populous of the four villages on the island.

Damn, some years for a few hours the temperature might fall under 20°C.