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[–] stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world 81 points 2 months ago
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Username does not check out

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] bananasuit@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago
[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looks like one of those disposable flossers.

[–] locahosr443@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago

Don't be daft, it looks nothing like an air fryer.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you even allowed to post this?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 22 points 2 months ago

Everyone is always allowed to post this. It's the one post that proves the rule, no matter what that rule is.

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I’m gonna walk from London to Paris to Poland in a single day

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Good luck, because that is NOT a land bridge. You’re gonna have to walk the long way around (still possible in one day though if you don’t need more than six hours of sleep).

https://maps.app.goo.gl/Kau7fkJgq8AimSCJ7

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Pfft. Just jump over it.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Usually, I assume darker blue to be deeper waters.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you look at it on the satellite view, it actually does look fairly shallow, but not shallow enough to be able to walk across.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Unless you are someone exceptionally good at walking with long leg-sticks (I don't know the appropriate name for that) and have someone to make an over-engineered leg-stick for this purpose.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Stilts. The word for that is stilts.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's it!
Been so many years since I last read/heard that word that all I could recall was "stillets", which is not a word and looking it up only got me to "stilettos".

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I know the feeling. I had a moment the other day I couldn’t remember the word I wanted properly and I ended up shouting it a minute after we moved on

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I’m gonna swim in Banana!

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In Ontario we have the poor man's eurotrip

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Shaped like a European nation too

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

That might even be, like, 500 miles.

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

In chile there is a Saying... of sorts "Talca, París y Londres", Talca being a random local city most people actually linda hate because having bad drivers and ruining a beloved local dish.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

En que contexto la usan?

Tan mal manejan en Talca? Yo pensaba que en mi ciudad manejaban mal hasta que pise río de janeiro. Por lo menos, a nosotros nos ganaron.

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

En una ironía, como de conocer el mundo o de ciudades importantes "he visto? Talca París y Londres".

Igual su peor crimen son los completos mojados (hotdogs-chilean style but with wet bread for some deranged reason..)

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Fun fact: that's pronounced "kiribass".

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Are you pronouncing the "bass" bit like the fish "sea bass" or the instrument "bass guitar"? (e.g. ass or ace)

[–] MonkRome@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Iirc somewhat like the fish

[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wikipedia has an audio clip

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

Got you.

Kirrab ass.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Yes, I did a dive on this rabbit hole and it was interesting. The topographical maps (Google) are neat too. Wish you could drop in but it looks like they haven't sent someone to map it like that.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yup, real, except Kiribati is many more islands. Specifically, this is the island Kiritimati.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nobody wanted to build a city on the glans huh.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

people are stored in the balls

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

London is gone🦀🦀🦀

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Smol if not true.

In 2015, London was inhabited by 1,895 people, making it the second most populous of the four villages on the island.

Damn, some years for a few hours the temperature might fall under 20°C.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Looks like a dong