Woke fonts. I’m so tired of the culture war boss

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Woke fonts. I’m so tired of the culture war boss

The Nazis also had a whole debacle with banning and regulating fonts
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antiqua%E2%80%93Fraktur_dispute
(Scroll down to the “Nazi Period” subheader)
Several fonts were accused of being Jewish fonts or containing Jewish letters
One underused point leftists make is how the right is full of medieval peasants.
The same people who think fucking FONTS can be reverse-racist to white people want to lecture you to not get mad at them when they nag others on how whites are just better than everyone.
12% of men report thinking about Times New Roman at least once a day.
There must be a remembrance of the font during the sexual act
Regular default font changes in MS Office suite were basis for detection of counterfeit documents in trials. I.e. if document was dated before a font used in it had been created, it was fake.
I wonder how (if) this could be connected.
I completely assumed 'font' was in the "fountain" sense of the word, oh well:
Times New Roman Empire
Times New Roman Salute
I like how they're trying to turn diversity into a bad word.
In my day, it was communism that was supposed to remove all diversity and have us all wearing the same grey jumpsuit, like in A Wrinkle In Time, squashing any differences between us.
My boss is a senile old ghoul who demands I put things in times new roman when designing. I put it in Garamond like the fucking rebel I am
Use Cambria math for extra points
I didn't think anyone liked Times New Roman 💀
Designed for newspaper printing, so it's exceedingly narrow, and it's also intended for ink which will 'bleed' a bit, so the fine details are too fine for high quality prints.
If you're arranging text into two-inch wide columns and then printing with a high-speed roller, then it might be a good choice.
But since that's niche and very unlikely, it's probably a bad choice. It's also a terrible on-screen font, and since the cost of rendering a web page isn't meaningfully affected by the size of the glyphs, then there's no justification for choosing it for web purposes.
Arial, Comic Sans and Times New Roman are the only fonts they know by name. Arial sounds too much like the (woke) mermaid, and comic sans is too geeky. Times New Roman it is!
This is probably the actual thought process
Retvrn to Papyrus 
When I rule the world the only font allowed will be wingdings.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

It's fine, but Abhaya libre is better. People sleep on serif fonts these days.
Ooh yes that's lovely
Every font I can change is Abhya Libre. It makes me feel classy. I used to use the Evangelion font, but it has terrible kerning.
MY president said no more woke DEI font. the left seeths!! 😂😂
Yeah I don’t think they’re going to get the culture war chuds all frothy over the idea of a DEI font. Especially as the “DEI” font in question is the Microsoft default font, it’s the one most of their base is using anyway.
I really can't wrap my head around how Times New Roman is supposed to be a non-DEIA font, like Calibri isn't any more dyslexia friendly, it doesn't go about excluding anyone. Literally the only noticable difference is that TNR has serifs and Calibri doesn't.
All I know is that Helvetica is fairly woke.
Helvetica? She sounds like she has BLUE HAIR
Helvetica? I hardly know her!