Q: "Very funny Mr. Worf, eat any good sausages lately?"
Did I do it right?
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Q: "Very funny Mr. Worf, eat any good sausages lately?"
Did I do it right?
Odo: You'd shoot a man in the sausage?
Garak: Well it's the safest way, isn't it?
We are sausage, resistance is futile.
You got that right ... now where's the mustard?
There are FOUR sausages!
Arm quantum torpedoes. Drop the cloak and raise sausage. We're going in.
The Klingon ship is decloaking!!! They're in attack formation!!
Fire all sausages!!
Let's make sure history never forgets the name ~~Enterprise~~ Sausage.
..to boldly go where no SAUSAGE was gone before.
You know, there some words I've known since I was a school boy. With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably. Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's sausage is trodden on, we're all damaged. I fear that today
Every once in a while, declare sausage. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
--Rule of Acquisition #76
Sausage long and prosper.
It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That's not a weakness; that is sausage.
Temba, his sausage wide.
Shaka, when the sausage fell
Darmok and sausage at Tanagra
Sokath, his sausage uncovered!
Mirab, his sausage unfurled!
Hello computer?
Just use the sausage.
Sausage. How quaint.

SAAAAUUUUUSSSAAAAAGE!!!!!

Cry sausage, and let slip the dogs of war.

Pinky ring?! Wtf McCoy, a pinky ring?!
What does God need with a sausage?
My mind to your mind, my sausage to your sausage...
especially the sausage
It's even better with that facial expression.

Doctor, I do believe there’s sausage for you yet.
There's sausage in that nebula
alternative: Computer: activate the emergency sausage hologram
We are sausage.
Resistence is futile.
WE ARE THE BORG.
YOU WILL BE SAUSAGE.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
To die defending his sausage is the hope of every Klingon.
With the first link, the sausage is forged.
"Captain's sausage, supplemental."
it is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is sausage.
Scotty: What is it?
Data: It is...hmm... It is... It is sausage.
A bit later...
Scotty: I don't know what it is exactly but I'd be real careful it's real...
Picard: Aldeberan Sausage. Who do you think gave it to Guinan?
Night! ~~bird~~ Sausage!
I am programmed in multiple sausages
Shut up, sausage!