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[–] es_eskaliert@feddit.org 160 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Political discourse in 2025, accurately summarized

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 68 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I liked you better before you went woke.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 57 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ugh. Rage Against the Machine went woke?

I miss the days where they just shouted "fuck you" and didn't insist on any sort of social or political justice.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And Star Trek! Don't even get me started! So woke now!

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And don't even mention sesame Street. It's all just "be nice to each other" hippie propaganda

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Preposterous! Won't anybody think of the economy!

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[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I assumed the original poster is left handed and making nonsensical left handed hummus swirls.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, no, it's all part of the radical left agenda to make us all transsexual!

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[–] WillStealYourUsername@piefed.blahaj.zone 98 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Left is when not burger but else food 😔

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] UnixSlvt42@piefed.blahaj.zone 54 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] jaschop@awful.systems 16 points 2 months ago

Dat's a raw vein of untapped soyjak potential right there!

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 14 points 2 months ago

Woah woah woah one whole sack of communism!?

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 8 points 2 months ago

That weird healthy shit is for foreigners and lefties.

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[–] Zgierwoj@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hummus is good, but making it "quick" is indeed nonsense

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (5 children)

? Blending chickpeas and a few other things doesn’t take long at all. Is there something I’m missing?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Unless you’re using canned or pre-prepared chickpeas, you’re spending between 1 and 5 hours waiting for them to cook through. Otherwise, like 20 minutes from start to finish.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (11 children)

Is there a benefit? That feels like complaining you need to butcher a chicken for the breasts, instead of just buying the breasts.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If you cook them yourself, you can ensure it bit more bite in the texture, if that is your thing. But for a quick hummus there is absolutely nothing wrong with using canned chickpeas.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Yeah that’s what I figured. Weird someone would say it’s not quick. But here we are.

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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

REAL americans use REAL chickpeas for hummus, not canned chickpeas like communist.

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[–] malle_yeno@pawb.social 34 points 2 months ago (4 children)

How do you make a quick hummus for lunch? I swear when I start cooking, I blink and it's an hour later.

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Probs buy the hummus ready made and then put the herbs/olive oil on yourself.

Maybe toast some flatbreads if you're feeling extra fancy

[–] malle_yeno@pawb.social 11 points 2 months ago

Touché, they didn't say made from scratch. Not sure why I jumped there.

[–] silver_wings_of_morning@feddit.dk 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I feel like you can make hummus in a few minutes with an immersion blender and canned chickpeas.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

plus tahini, lemon and a wee bit of salt

[–] GorGor@startrek.website 9 points 2 months ago

Garlic. Lots of garlic.

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[–] SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Yep, 3 minute meal. Plus a couple of hours for the pita, lol.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I really like hummus. Actually, I love hummus.

I guess you could even say that I'm a hummusexual

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] yessikg@fedia.io 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] dontsayaword@piefed.social 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Right? Glad I don't have to avoid tasty foods because they're too woke.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But but you risk exposing yourself to spices! Possibly even flavor!

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Flavor is for gays and the Dutch.

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[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 months ago

I stand with Hummus #freePalestine

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I just had hummus for breakfast

Did not seem to influence my politics

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Really ? count your blessings... I had my first political awakening at 12 after a nice plate of hummus with lebanese bread. It was a new, tingling sensation that left me wanting more... and sure enough it didn't stop there. At just 15, I got radicalized by a delicious falafel with red cabbage. It could have been a one-off, but noooooo, I had set foot on the slippery slope : dolmas, tapenade, merenjainade... the ancient power of mediterranean gastronomy had gotten a hold of me. This is how I became a leftist

[–] Haaveilija@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The sensation LEFT you wanting for more?

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[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is the future libtards want 😤 share this post to keep woke humus out of our schools 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn, I wish I'd invested in hummus when I had the chance. I knew it was going places.

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[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I'd love it if that was a menu item in a restaurant. "Lefty nonsense". No explanation. If you ask about it, they'd just say "you'll just have to find out". You see, cooking is an art, it tells a lot about the artist. Will you get served social commentary thick with sarcasm or do they just reveal troubling things about themselves? It's a gamble.

Sorry haven't had coffee yet

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[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (5 children)

What if it was Israeli hummus

[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

that's like attaching buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropping it, Murphy's law means it will spin in place just above the ground, as both the cat must land on it's feet and the toast must land butter side down

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for reminding me that I wanted to try this game.

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Sure, lock me up for supporting hunmus, I guess.

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