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When I hear Trump won a FIFA Peace Prize:
I wonder if this could be an actual tactic to distract trump. Just absolutely swamping his admin with frivolous awards.
Just spray painting any old shit with gold chrome and then send an official letter to the white house asking him to accept in person. Then slowly ramping up the frequency until he's getting two peace prizes a day from orgs that didn't exist 48 hours prior.
Coordinate such awards so that they are excessively distant from the last award so that he has to further exhaust himself with travel.
Admittedly that’s bad for the environment, but hear me out: Trump is much worse for the environment,so it’s the lesser of two evils.
~I’m certain Mother Earth would allow an exception in this case.~
It's a dog and pony show for Trump while the active shitheels like Stephen Miller are doing evil. Same thing as the military parade they did. It keeps Trump and his family complacent while the rest gut the country.
Get a plastic dog turd, spray paint it gold, and say it's the Person of the Decade award from the Soft-Serve Association of America.
No this is FIFA being infamously corrupt that's it.
You don't get toys in cereal boxes any more. It's rare to even see puzzles printed on the back.. maybe I'm buying the wrong cereal.
You used to get CDs with computer games in as well, that was very cool
I once bought a Jack in the Box meal. It was awesome!
I didn't realize until a year ago that Chex Quest was just a reskin of Doom.
Same here!
I had some Mr. Pibb game from McDonald's that was a reskin of Wolf3D. And it sucked compared to Chex Quest.
"Tweeties" secret gold
I got a FIFA Prize for receiving a FIFA Prize Prize!
He deserves it more than the guy who got the real one.
So one of the most widely corrupt organizations in the world creates a special "peace" prize for an equally corrupt vile piece of shit? What's next, awards from the KKK, neonazis, NAMBLA, and Kim Jong Un
I really hope all sorts of organisations start inventing more and more absurd prises to give to Trump.
And this year's WWE Most Presidential Hair award goes to...
Let’s give him a statuette of Gul Dukat called “National Award for Supreme Attainment in Bajoran Statue Nonextancy”.
He would LOVE a Championship Belt
You know, while that badge is mostly non-canonical, I could totally see those Starfleet security guys who wear those dorky helmets also having one of those.
You mean the dudes that want to see the regular fan dance?
Yes, all 100 years of them, because that's the only thing they can look forward to in their careers.
Is that Black Calvin on the left?
He's even eating Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs!
The Sugar Bombs is absolutely a reference to Calvin & Hobbes.
If there was any doubt the kid's shirt ties it together.
Hey FIFA only gives you the peace prize for being rich and powerful how dare you turn it into a joke.
Tweeties, now an Brand-X cereal, flavored with the scent of Musk!
“Little Chocolate Donuts have been on my breakfast table since I was a kid.”