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[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Depends on if I had sex or not. I'm not putting them back on after, but I also don't really see the need to take them off just to go to sleep.

[–] PetteriPano@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It used to be 20. But my wife claims I leave skidmarks on the sheets.

Now it's 17.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Now it's 17.

Good...

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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] VOwOxel@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Depending on mood and temperature, 1 6 7 16 17 18

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[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 points 2 days ago

The Donald Duck

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

You gotta let it get some air

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Where’s the flying helmet and celery option?

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 days ago

20 at home, 18 when away.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

My life progression so far.

  • 3 Pre-teens
  • 18 Teens
  • 16 Early Twenties (six pack days)
  • 20 ~24-47 (more like a keg for most of it)
  • 2 in summer 1 in winter From age 47 to today because I moved to Wyoming and sleeping naked gets chilly. Six pack is back, which is nice.
[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

47

Six pack is back.

Dayum, good for you!

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

Thanks. Had some serious health issues and decided that I needed to get fit or end up a wreck by the time I'm sixty.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

20, why would I get all dressed up just to go to bed?

[–] H3mp79@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago

Twenny all night erry night

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Most women don't sleep in bras. Or as I call them "titty jail".

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hell my wife takes hers off as soon as she gets home with this weird yoga magic trick thing where she never removes her shirt. I swear it breaks physics.

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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 days ago
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Risky click of the day.

Do it, folks, click it. CLICK!

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Read this in bed after waking up from sleeping in a big comfy bathrobe.

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[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

18 doesn't matter if it's hot or cold. Oh and also the fan running on high.

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[–] indomara@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't see mine. Nightgown, no undies.

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[–] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

20 unless it's really cold

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 days ago

I guess no one wears night gowns anymore.

[–] KawaiiBitch@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago
[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago
[–] Lorindol@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

17, always.

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