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The fact there's so many angry hogs frothing at the mouth at this AI shitpost makes me forgive the fact it's an AI shitpost.

Somalians, your trolling game is on point. I bow to your excellence in the arts.

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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 86 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

https://x.com/rightfulchosen/status/1996953649893781703

Okay I'll admit it, I do not have the posting prowess and creativity that matches up to a fingernail of the power wielded by the Somali-American people.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 102 points 1 month ago (1 children)

On god there's just w after w that keeps frothing the hogs freshly anew every time I look

[–] sictransitgloria@hexbear.net 66 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 60 points 1 month ago

I welcome our new Somalian overlords. From sea to shining sea, greater Somalia will be free.

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 57 points 1 month ago

New Jersey Strip

Lol fucking rude.

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 56 points 1 month ago

lots of anti-somalites in replies 🙄

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago

I would have gone with Vegas Strip

[–] miz@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

New Jersey strip

bada bing!

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 76 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have been sharing a bunch in the hexbear chat

[–] miz@hexbear.net 61 points 1 month ago

This country is built on the backs of people who have come from other places. It's what our country is all about.

that's right Ben, America is about slavery.

[–] woodenghost@hexbear.net 72 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A prerequisite to any sensible solution of the conflict must be the complete disarming of the various armed groups of the white Minnesotians. They are all religious extremists controlled by the KKK anyway and mostly motivated by their hate of the fact, that Minnisomalia is the only real democracy west of Cuba.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 69 points 1 month ago
[–] woodenghost@hexbear.net 67 points 1 month ago

Minnisomalia has a right to defend itself! Also this conflict is very very complex and involves ancient religious claims on both sides, so there really aren't any easy solutions except for keeping on increasing the funding for weapon shipments to Minnisomalia.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 60 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I wish my ethnicity could harness a tenth of the banter power of these people

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 54 points 1 month ago

I mean absolutely no disrespect to the Somali people, but I think Bollywood, Tollywood, and Pegate al Mediodia combined beat 1 AI video.

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[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 57 points 1 month ago

I apologise, Somali Americans. I was not familiar with your game.

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

as a Brazilian, famously a nation of extravagant shitposters, I have to say I'm impressed... game recognizes game

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago