I didnβt realize Lemmy had a front page.
this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2025
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2036 Could Be The Year of Linux!
I was thinking furry porn but that's basically the same thing
Linux crosses 4% market share
There is no lemmy in 2036. It was never added to the international whitelist of websites formed in to 2028 intended to protect the children from non-corporate exploitable activity.
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WARNING: ATTEMPTS TO USE UNAUTHORIZED SOFTWARE SUCH AS LINUX OR A VPN TO ACCESS THIS SYSTEM CONSTITUTES A FELONY!
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Bruhβ¦
I know :(
exactly; you'll be able to get to the captured/pro-capitalist instances like .world or shitjustworks just fine; but the rest of lemmy will be outlawed and only accessible via tor and a vpn.
Beans.
It'll be fucking beans.
.world users complaining about .ml on a .ml community
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Annie_Hall#Alvy_Singer
There's an old joke: two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such small portions."
AMA: I'm the leader of a group of roaming wasteland raiders, ask me anything!
Do you have any water?
I do, but I will kill you if you get too close to it.
What's your toilet paper situation like?
We use communal toilet brushes instead of paper, it's hard trying to find paper after the incident.
the incident
Go on...
You don't know about the incident? Have you been locked in some sort of vault or something?
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If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24Β°53'24'', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A, takes 45.23 seconds for the right-most point on the object to reach point B, how far away are the 2 points?
356,411 km, give or take.
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REMAIN INDOORS. Do not mention The Event.
π¨ Cloudflare Outage Day 14: Only 5 Sites Still Online. This Is Not a Drill.
The big news will be that John Titor is being sent back in time to save us from the Epochalypse:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor
In his online postings, Titor claimed to be an American soldier from the year 2036, based in Tampa, Florida. He said that he was assigned to a governmental time-travel project, and that as part of the project he was sent back to 1975 to retrieve an IBM 5100 computer, which was needed to debug various legacy computer programs that existed in 2036
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"European empire declares total war on russia again"
"Java 47 released"
"Look at my beans" (with photo of a pot of beans)
"But at what cost: imperial media reheating the classics"
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Nearly Half of Americans Disapprove of Ongoing Purges
If Lemmy will be a thing then
Ukraine is expected to cede all remaining land to the US - Russia alliance under President Eric Trump
Party planning is going well for president Trump's upcoming 90th birthday; now in his 11th year of his second term. He said via his speaking box "this will be the greatest party, possibly ever in the history of the world, many people are saying it"
thread about how ai is stupid but its written by an ai and the earth is just ai
βDemocratic National Convention: 90 year old Donald Trump waves from his seat as the DNC gives him a standing ovation for not liking President Fuentesβ
President Trump has finally signed into law the release of the Epstein files
barron trump, to be exact.
oh and this is my 100th comment here in this lemmy instance. seriously!
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βMetaAlphabetAmazon once again refuses calls for universal basic income: βif people wanted handouts they should have stolen the worldβs IP like we didββ
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Voyager 1's final official ping confirmed, exactly 60 years after launch. π«‘ Farewell, old friend.
I refuse to install windows 12!! I will keep using windows 11 until I die!!!
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Femcelmemes and lesbian memes or just yuri, the comments will be catgirls meowing at eachother for headpats and girlcuddles
Border Patrol Drones now using LLM-based "Predictive Empathy" to screen migrants. Ethical lapse or necessary evil?
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