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I get that. Every time I go into a dispensary they ask if I want the flower and I have to explain that I'm a guy so I only smoke the stems. Give me the woodiest part of the plant or fight me outside.
oh you want wood? yeah thats exactly what a BROAD would say lmao gottem
When I smoke stems, I connect with my entirely male ancestry. I feel what it's like to be a viking, to be a Roman orator, to participate in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms but NOT the romantic part only the battles.
When I smoke stems, I connect with my entirely male ancestry. I feel what it's like to be a viking, to be a Roman orator
The Spiceless Melange. 
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Cannabis? I don't want that girly shit, get me some Mannabis™ prerolls in a camo package with a tactical lighter
be me.
go to new dispensary.
ask budtender, "is the weed here booba or penis?"
budtender laughs and says the weed is good.
i buy weed.
it's booba.
Sativa? Indica? I'll take a sativo please. Maybe a sativo/indico hybrid.
Sativx.
I invented a weed that makes your dick fall off
Balls too or just the shaft
Haven't quite figured out the balls part
Wake up babe new gender-affirming procedure just dropped
I got shit to do today.
if this weed makes me feel like a girl im gonna crash out
strangely weed does makes me feel more feminine and starting to smoke more of it a few years ago led to me realizing i'm trans lol
Trans-plant
Many such cases, apparently:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo_HVe3m0Js
Apparently I'm a lightweight, because it only took me about 75mg worth of delta 8 edibles
YES i'm not memeing this is what it was like for me, but spread out over many months
if you consume enough THC it's like a psychedelic 
Men continue not being ok
someone saw my list of favorite alcohol and guessed it was from a woman, i can't have that happen again
"Every time I smoke I end up sucking my hommie's dick, cuz you been giving me the weed for girls and gays"
I feel so sorry for this dude, not the worker but the guy that went in and asked that because like having your brain wired like that by society is fucking weird
All weed is gay. If you think about weed you are gay. In fact, you don't even need the weed. You're gay
mfw
We need to shut down all men, until we figure out what the hell is going on.
A Men-o-pause if you will
:kelly:
Y'all and your kellyisms have permanently infected my brain lol
One of us! One of us!
Pluribus but it's the hexbear hive mind being spread through memes
barely even gets you high at all
no, no, no I wanted "DUDE WEED" with an extra side of LMAO
"You've heard of Dank Kush? Well this is Man-k Kush! It costs twice as much, but it's just for the fellas!"
Hell yea I'll take one, get me away from the wife, ugh!
Flower is for children, pens and vapes are for women, hash is for the poor, edibles are for the employed. Where is the weed for men?!
The humble dab: 🤌
Dude was so high he forgot he was a guy who weed is for
Given that weed only comes from the female plants, we really do need weed for the fellas
A real manly man would never : realise , apologise or retreat!
Reminds me of the gendered Monster Energy controversy from TikTok, people saying how pink Monster is already girly, and so I, a cis man, unknowingly loved drinking girl Monster
Should’ve poured some kerosine over the weed. “This will blow your socks off, manly weed!”
My wife bought me a bottle of shower gel for men: FRESH OCEAN, with a hint of burnt tires, tar and gasoline.
Because you lib snowflakes never leave your safe space, I'll help you out: it's an eighth packed in a shotgun shell, deep-fried and smothered in country gravy, lit with a Boring Company not-a-flamethrower.
I'm a shut-in AND on MAT so I really can't do weed but man... Love that shit:(
Guynapple express
Guywalker Kush
(WWE) RAWberry dream
Sour diesel tractor
Dude Dream
This shit's so bad it'll straighten your dick out.
