I was like 21 or 22 when I tried Avocado for the first time. I had plenty of access to it before, but the thought of a Plant being all fat instead of all water freaked me out. I can handle some Avocado nowadays if it's mixed with something (like tomatoes and onions for a nice salsa-ish thing) but no way in hell that I'd eat a raw piece of it. It's a freak of nature and I don't approve of it.
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As for how it compares to the taste of dick - no idea, there are no taste buds in the back of my throat.
Nice try but I'm still not into guys.
Just because you have a clean penis in your mouth doesn't mean you're into guys.
As a connoisseur of both, I vehemently disagree. So, to you heterosexual males that enjoy avocados but hate the thought of it tasting like a clean penis, I'm letting you off the hook on this one.
wait you can write a bunch of white supremacist shit on X but you gotta censor the word penis?
I genuinely read it as pen's until your comment. Like the common misspelling of plural word's.
that is not a real post mate
oh lol I wouldn't know I didn't even use twitter when it was twitter
Who’s out there licking pens, clean or otherwise?
You know, licking pens is rather the exquisite taste. When I have to get up early every morning to leave my house, I prepare by licking my pens. Sometimes, if I feel generous, I sit down and have a coffee before I nibble on the pens. I am not married and have a collection of 40 types of writing tools, varying from calligraphy brushes to stifts and simple pencils and anything in between. I work in administration and get home everyday by seven o' clock at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occassionally eat steak. I sleep in rather late, but always have six hours of sleep. I drink milk straight from the fridge, without heating it. After thirty minutes of scrolling meme videos I go back to nibbling on my shaking brush, and everytime I close my eyes, I sleep. Then I wake up always refreshed, as a baby who has no obligation towards the world. What I am trying to explain is that I live my life in the exact way I want. I do not concern myself with societal views of wearing kilted skirts, or attacking my own friends in a strategic video game. That would be pointless and cause me to lose sleep. It's how I deal with life, y'know? Although if I were to strive against you in a friendly competition of pen licking, I wouldn't lose.
Ill be honest, I was expecting you to mention how The Undertaker Threw Mankind Off Hell in the Cell, but alas, it was not to be.
Happy pen licking!
Pen Island residents
It’s the Republican equivalent of vaccination.
Have you ever seen a pen that’s been chewed on? They’re everywhere.
Keeping your pens safely inside your pants is always sound advice, but I wasn't aware that there's so many maimed pens out there...
If you lick 15 of them, you get to join the Pen15 club.
Wtf are clean pens
They're like dirty pens, only clean.
“Guys, is it gay to not be able to afford to buy a house?”
Nah man. Most gay people don't have kids and that saves a ton of money
It's real, you guys
https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis
Ok, but it doesn’t. Clean dick tastes like… get ready for this… skin.
Not if you season it with some avocado oil first! Add a pinch of ground white pepper, or if you're feeling really brave or vengeful, some extra spicy sauce.
What if he eats a lot of avocado