this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2025
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[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Does this mean that I can put head on layaway?

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 20 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I don't recommend getting it at Walmart.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 16 points 18 hours ago

But they have a generous return policy!

[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 16 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

My wife didn’t find this funny at all

[–] msage@programming.dev 17 points 18 hours ago

Can confirm.

His wife did not find it funny from me either.

[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 11 points 18 hours ago

I showed this to my wife. She found it vaguely amusing. I definitely found it funnier than her.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds like you need a new wife. And if your new wife doesn't find it funny, you could always just tickle her until she laughs at it!

[–] Sunforged@lemmy.ml 1 points 15 hours ago

Just make sure to do it at a Indian restaurant, that way if she doesn't like your tiki tiki you can just pivot to say you were ordering the tiki chicken.

[–] bdot@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

“this Christmas, give HEAD to someone you love”

[–] meep_launcher@sh.itjust.works 6 points 16 hours ago

The fermata means you need to give head for a longer time than normal.

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 8 points 19 hours ago

I wish I felt the spirit.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

In this economy, that's the one present everyone can afford.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Skis are expensive, though.