"I Never Thought" pretty much sums it up.
this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2025
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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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No, they thought plenty.
Their hate for whichever marginalized groups they felt deserved to be hurt outweighed their thoughts of self preservation.
Its the common thread that links all maga members together.
They think someone needs to be punished, and hearing that a candidate will is all they need to know. They don't care if on the long list of people to punish exists them or someone they know.
bummer. i wonder how this could've been prevented :/
Edit: Sorry y'all, I've been informed I have apparently committed the gave sin of engaging in the Wrong Kind of Fun for this Community. Apparently my shitpost comment is a "selfawarewolves" and not a "leopardsatemyface" and as such is a grave transgression. I can only hope my execution is swift and merciful lmao. o7 Godspeed comrades.
~~What do you mean 99.9999% of the "illegals" aren't actually viscous criminals and it's all just... random dudes like my neighbor Josue from Church? But he's One of the Good Ones™ dagnabbit! I had wanted all them damned "Trendy R Agua" guys Joe Brandon flooded the country with to steal the election for the Demon Rats and bankrupt my SNAP and Medicare gone.~~
~~-- That guy, probably~~
~~They can never explain to me how they actually steal the election when these people can't vote and nobody has ever proven they do or have. Never mind the fact that these people pay into these programs without being able to actually receive them statutorily most everywhere. Or that Trump is actively gutting them.~~
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You voted for a man with 34 felony convictions, found to be civilly liable for rape, whose best friends were human trafficking pedofiles and called for an insurrection live on TV because you thought he would follow the law?
I might go so far as to say Trump was also probably a trafficker. I think that's the reason he's still scrambling to scrub everything from the Epstein files, because he knows he's dead meat on the world stage otherwise. I'm willing to chalk up the whole "restarting child separation" thing in 2016 up to racism, but then for ICE/CBP to just brazenly state "we have no idea where they went" reeks of "we just have this black van and some of the kids go in there, and some of the kids go to foster homes."
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There was a Mexican immigrant at work from a more financially secure family who travelled back to Mexico for a visit right when the ICE problems were exploding; he couldn't understand our surprise that we would risk it. "I'm not illegal, I have all my papers". Bro, none of your white citizen coworkers think this has anything to do with immigration status, the crackdown is just about racism.
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The goons that ICE hires aren't bright enough to distinguish between legal and illegal. They recently tried to arrest Elaine Miles, who played Marilyn on Northern Exposure. She isn't the only indigenous person that they've tried this with.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/nov/28/elaine-miles-actor-ice-detained-id-fake
I 100% believe that a big reason they're so adamant about the masks is because they pulled from a bunch of those white supremacist militias to pad out their numbers. Illegal to them is absolutely just "not white enough" or "not speaking enough English" for them.
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Hell, they've sent actual citizens to be tortured in a site in El Salvador.
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That last paragraph about ~"we voted maga ... we want the illegals gone ... never thought the leopards would victimize myyyyy immigrant" sounds so on-the-nose and oblivious that it makes it sound like a badly written fake.
But as a white USian from a conservative family, and especially during this wonderful holiday time of year, I know in my heart that I am not-too-distantly related to people who are every bit that ignorant about the world.
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Fake. Anyone who actually knows the process knows that there are almost zero illegals. Immigration violations are civil infractions. Like parking tickets, or not mowing your lawn.
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"god bless" = developmentally delayed in any case.
Obligatory: Have the day you voted for! o7
I cannot even fathom being so stupid as to think this wouldn't have happened to me or that posting this would matter in the least. If anything, Republicans are reading that and belly laughing at how fucking gullible they are for believing anything trump says.
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Hahaha. Sucks to suck.
I never thought...
We know.
Well if your argument is she's beautiful, we should see the evidence.
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Have the life you voted for Kesilisms. MAGA beta importing a foreign wife because American women aren't interested in raising a man child.
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Sucks to suck, bud.
Good lord that comment section
Like this guy, who just puts it out there.
two-word000 usernames are a sign of a bot or a person you might as well treat as one.
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
I'm done with clicking on titles that say nothing. Sometimes the jokes are good but with so many of them now, I can't waste time guessing.
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