LeopardsAteMyFace

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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] Amuletta@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Are viscous criminals a bit thick?

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago

Slow as molases in January

[–] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mostly petty crimes actually. Sticky fingers you see.

i can't believe I missed that swipe typing fail. I'm usually pretty good about making sure I get vicious and viscous right.

[–] AceCephalon@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"I match your arm."

"Yes, Viscous!"

"We're friends."

"No, Viscous."

[–] Twongo@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago

a deadlock reference... on lemmy? :D