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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fake. Anyone who actually knows the process knows that there are almost zero illegals. Immigration violations are civil infractions. Like parking tickets, or not mowing your lawn.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"A first-time illegal entry is a federal misdemeanor, punishable by a fine of up to $250 and a maximum jail sentence of six months."

Source: https://legalclarity.org/18-u-s-c-1325-illegal-entry-and-its-legal-consequences/

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Overstaying a visa, which accounts for more immigration violations than illegal border crossings, is a civil offense.

It’s incorrect to say that there’s almost no crime involved, but it’s definitely not all or most people who commit immigration violations.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So Melania isn't actually a criminal just a civil infractor.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Oh, she’s a criminal alright, just maybe not for that reason

[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Exactly. There are rare instances of people breaking that law. It is possible to do so. But I think we know how few guilty verdicts there are, now don’t we.