wife guy energy utterly smashes
workaholism
if a man remembers a woman birthday thats sexual
Won't lie, I've got this vision of a neighbor wishing this guy's wife "Happy Birthday" and him grabbing a baseball bat and shouting "What did you say to my wife!"
That is honestly extremely plausible.
Thanks, I was not aware of my Oedipus Complex ;-)
this is why I just get my mom something when I see it and wait until someone says "her birthday is tomorrow, you did get her something right?"
Especially if it's because they happen to have the same birthday.
Which is why Hillary Clinton is my sidepiece (Oct 26)
i dont want to dox myself but my birthday is one day away from a president.
My birthday is the same as a previous sovereign of Ingerland 🤢🤢🤢
noooooooo, i am NOT having sex with george washington! you cant make me!
I can’t imagine any world leader beyond the age of 70 touching their wives for the past 20 years
yes but also, castro fucked till his last breath though.
And then everyone clapped.
Smh, unfortunately President Xi must step down, this is the most devastating American own on China in decades and it happened on his watch.
Everyone in Beijing is terrified at what will happen next, will Biden send the wives of our hardworking salarymen flowers, will the infamous American Jody be turned on us.
Biden just cucked China and all Communists all over the world.
Shut it down, no more posts. We lost. It's over.
President Xi works tirelessly to uphold the vocel pledge.
Also, Biden isn't into Xi's wife because she's not a small girl or related to Biden.
The visit isn't over yet. We'll see if he tries to sniff her hair.
The corollary here is that he didn't remember biden's birthday either
Working so hard to forget Genocide Joe's birthday that you forget your wife's as collateral damage 
Libs celebrating the fact that Biden is still capable of remembering his own birthday.
Joe Biden is physically incapable of banging anything at the stage of decomposition he is in
It's the dunk tank.
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