No, the ketchup goes on the keys and the fries on the touchpad.
Too bad you don't have a CD tray. I'm guessing that's why you didn't order a drink.
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Nonsense! The touchpad is the perfect size to be a charcuterie board for the ketchup
Thank god it's an acer and not a good computer
Might as well just go and lick door handles at the airport.
This infuriates me more than it should.
Me too. The grease! Those poor keys!
It's an acer. It wasn't in for a good life.
Should have gotten a jade
It's not that much. Just enough to keep the keys lubed up and working well for years of service.
Don't worry about the grease, that's what the salt is for! just a big helping of salt all over the keyboard will clean it right up and also make the meal more delicious.
I'm partial to the beefaroni cheesedog myself
What in the war crime!
You people that put food on your keyboards are monsters. There. I said it.
Edit:
What's with RuneScape full screen at like 640x480? 😂
You want keyboard mold!
The Lenovo Stinkpad
I do! That looks incredible. 🤩
What...why...how?
I hope that's your work laptop...
It's just my regular laptop, running Golden Arch Linux.
I just sat down for a nice crackers and milk salad
This is unacceptable. Why aren't you having cereal like a normal person?
Why is your laptop so thin?
Why does a racehorse even need a laptop?
It's just what I have, but a thicker laptop and full-size keyboard will definitely hold your sauces much better.
I regularly cut cocaine on my laptop. It's a readily available surface in a surface deprived area.
oh man, you haven't lived until you've eaten cheese fries off your laptop keyboard at the end of a long day. You're so close, I promise it's worth it!
Open sauce and computer chips, what's not to love
acer laptop, nothing of value was lost
hello? ~~human~~ computer rights department?
Disgusting... now I want fries