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[–] cogitase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The User Interface Module connects to the main board over RS485. The "network fault" means the UIM can't communicate with the main board, it doesn't mean that there is no Internet connection. The OOP is misinterpreting the error message.

https://www.manualslib.com/manual/2770758/Sub-Zero-Wolf-M-Series.html?page=65

[–] danisth@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

Yeah I was going to say that it didn't sound like an IoT issue. I do think modern appliances have way too much computer in them because they are prone to failure, and as soon as the OEM stops making the board from your specific machine, you're basically fucked when it comes to repairs.

When my samsung range died I found a guy halfway across the country on some appliance forum that specialized in repairing their boards and it bought me an extra 4 years, but then some other chip failed.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oof, so it's a hardware problem. Good luck to them with getting a tech out today lol.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's like a $10,000 oven, minimum

data-laughing

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I got a lighter, some stones, twigs and kindling, I'll cook that turkey for 10k please

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

That's the real caveman diet right there

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

if I spent a stupid amount of money on an oven I'd just get a commercial quality combi oven

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

ah but you have sense, unlike someone who would buy this oven.

[–] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 week ago

People who buy this shit have never seen a restaurant kitchen.

[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 43 points 1 week ago

There are ovens that require an internet connection now?

Fuck I’m getting too old for this shit.

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 39 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's called internet of things because you can't call an oven that doesn't work an oven, it#s just a thing.

[–] CocteauChameleons@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Honestly seeing someone’s colonizer holiday ruined by their high tech brings warmth to my heart (everything on reddit is fake). If I had an account Id ragebait “who cares? If you can afford an oven like that then you can afford Panda Express. Nobody told you to buy it lolol”

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

mondays

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

will never ever buy an internet connected appliance

I'll build a fireplace and cook in a big iron cauldron before i buy a smart oven

LOL ... that's why i don't own IoT devices

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

My favorite bit is having to press 'ok'

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

put AI in oven

AI need internet to burn planet to think

internet go out

oven can't think, sorry guys too dumb to cook

planet cooks us all anyway

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Instead of using a resistence to heat your oven it uses a GPU

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago

mining Bitcoin for the company to cook your food

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

i know internet connected appliances is stupid to begin with, but why is it common for these things to not have an offline mode so it can still work without a connection? i used to have a job making firmware and they would have fired me for some shit like that. tbh i would probably add it in on my own because testing would otherwise be fucking annoying

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 11 points 1 week ago

Because you can set up the oven to require a monthly subscription in order to work. No Internet connection means it can't verify that your subscription is up to date

[–] ANarcoSnowPlow@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

Member the verification can greentext?

It is as was foretold.