I realize this is satire, but the reason his stuff sounds insane is not just because it is, but because men are attracted to women yet do not like women.
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I worked with people who were super homophobic and just overall chauvinistic as fuck. I always said things that made them question if I was gay or not, and it was the only thing that brightened my day. I would always say things like: having sex with a woman is kinda gay, idk. Getting rammed by a big dude, now that's manly
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Okay, that's fine. What's wrong with being gay?
Being gay is being gay, woman, child!
These things that man fuck and own!
Being fucked and owned is weak!
Being weak is not strong man!
I truly think so many people in the world follow this logic, and so many utterly stupid points of view lead back to these core belief systems.
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Although incredibly stupid statement, it aims to alienate his audience even further from any potential loved ones and make them more vulnerable to his grift.
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Wasn't this clown in prison?
yeah but he was granted clemency in Florida
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Grindr=not gay. Girlfriend =gay my gay friends are going to be really upset when they find out they aren’t gay
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how is this scum even allowed out of a cell let alone online. lol. no chin motherfucker.
Can gay people still be gay, or is this like a colonizer situation where gay people now have to identify as Oklahoman?
Gay is when you have a girlfriend. So regardless of if you're straight, lesbian, bi, pan, etc., if you have a girlfriend, you're gay. If you have a boyfriend, nb partner, or no partner, you're straight. Poly people are gay as soon as they date at least one person who they use the term girlfriend for. If you're a middle aged woman who refers to her female friends as girlfriends, guess what, gay. Hope this helps
Ok, going to gayfully sleep with my girlfriend.
I hate to break it to him, but it’s worse than that… If you have ever touched a penis, you’re gay
There are genuinely and unironically men out there who don’t wash their own arses because touching a man’s arse is gay.
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By comparison, if you’re an incontinent octogenarian with multiple felonies and several statutory rape allegations who sucked off a former president, you are the very definition of a manly hetero alpha.
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