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Robbing that poor sandwich artist of his innocence

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[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

These are supposed to be shitposts, not a documentary on my Tuesday evenings.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Tuesday Evenings with Clent Samuels

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A hip, a hop, a skip

I dip my dick in the salsa dip

On a taco Tuesday

Can I spaff on your booblays?

Feel free to say no

[–] dastechniker@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Bald, mean, and full of beans!

[–] TheMilk 9 points 2 days ago

Who toucha my spaghet? 🤌

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 2 days ago

Say, how good is that sauce, anyway?

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Remember to have an erection

[–] bigboitricky@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's the "old mans low hanger"-version where the flaccid schlong is as a third testicle and the gun is where the erection should be.

Needs less pelvic motion.

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Old but still funny.