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We already knew he had close ties to Epstein and his own private SA island so this is expected
My vibes based guess
Uri Geller is another one, he's probably mossad.
but did he consider himself a 'magician'? I seem to recall he thought he was a psychic or mentalist.
I don't think he's writing the summary
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Magicians have called Geller a fraud because of his claims of possessing psychic powers.
Oh, or maybe Blaine. I just can't see these folks looking to hang out with Criss Angel.
Bet him and Blane are both in there.
I bet the canadian billionaire is the lululemon guy, he's a libertarian weirdo and loves ayn rand
Yeah, heβs a strong contender. Or it could be one of the Shopify guys, Iβve heard theyβre also weirdos and would have the tech investment angle on Epstein.
the most cocaine list of professions
Doesn't include a professional chef.
David Blaine has multiple allegations
The magician was Teller but not Penn.
Damn, I would've guessed it was the other way around.
That's what Teller wanted
I don't feel bad about being fooled by that guy, given his profession.
excellent misdirection. everyone is looking at the loudly libertarian libertarian expecting a 
and didn't even notice the chill quiet guy just boarding theplane again and again
Pretty sure Penne abandoned libertarianism and apologized for being one a few years back
interesting! i know he switched from being a smug antivegan to eating plant based but seems like he only did it for health reasons.
no way
gotta find this
eh, it's like a combo of TDS and thinking mask mandates were needed. a lot of those beltway Cato institute types like him also hate Trump for some reason
still seems pretty Randian to me ideologically
I always felt there was something off about Merlin
Wasn't he way older than Arthur in earlier texts?
MindFreak-off parties?
Is that anything?
Does Musk count as a South African or Canadian billionaire?
Canadians do not claim him, he only went to college here
Isn't he half Canadian on his mother's side?
We don't claim him
six billionaires
Leon Black, Glenn Dubin, Bill Gates
who's the Canadian.... David Cheriton?
EDIT: someone else suggested Chip Wilson the creepy Lululemon guy
i mean yeah? i would be way more shocked to see a janitor or some shit on the list
they say this like weβre supposed to be shocked
Just one? Just six? Just one? Just one? Who invited the magician?
Pretty sure 20 is the low-end, just the ones they have a smoking gun on. I'd wager there's plenty more with strong implications.
I am the mind freak! It's 2006 baby
I bet Bono is the rock star on the list.
P sure it's easier to come up with a list of rock starts who are not nonces and/or sex pests more generally
yeah, i get the impression that rockstars/musicians have their own means to procure minors. What Epstein offered was a mechanism for people like Bill Gates, Trump, Clinton, etc.
People not being swarmed by unaccompanied youngsters at public appearances.
Robert Smith
And . . . .that's it
I'm curious, why Bono? Also didn't the vocalist of RHCP openly admit to fucking a 14 year old in his own autobiography, while being fully cognizant that she was 14?
I think Bono in the 90s spent a lot of time with people like Bill Clinton and Bill Gates, though after doing a bit of research I donβt think heβs in the black book or flight logs so Iβm probably wrong. Mick Jagger on the other handβ¦
Suddenly quite happy not to have moves like Jagger
Pretty sure they have houdinis corpse
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