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[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 hours ago

Nothing wrong with that.

[–] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

6 cats

lives alone

I guess the cats don't count?

[–] The_Grim_Dreamer@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

I bet he makes the same Christmas in Hollis joke every year.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I sense a secret underlying passion for dairy product, barely hidden beind the gamer introduction.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I wonder if he has human cheese in his fridge.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 17 hours ago

You can fascinate a ~~wo~~man by offering him a piece of cheese.

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 15 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

This person is not lactose intolerant

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

You have never met one.

All the ones I know will eat despite knowing the consequences.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 points 36 minutes ago

I used to work for one that would eat cheese pizza he ordered for the crew and then he would gas up the register line and go hide in his office.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

They might still get sick from milk. Cheese is lower in lactose.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

still debatable.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Just how I like em

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 145 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I bet he wants to use the milkies for cheese production

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 1 day ago

he's only 18 what esle would he know them for!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd like to seize those means of production.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

This guy sees the means of reproduction!

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He should say "entrepreneur" in the bio

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No it says he's an artist, clearly this is high-quality artisanal cheese.

[–] iii@mander.xyz 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A real entrepreneur would say he's an artisanal artist

Putting the anal in artisanal.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

Creamy. God willing.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder if anyone with a lactation kink has made cheese out of it…

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 15 hours ago

With literally 0 research I can confidently say the answer is yes

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 5 points 16 hours ago

they're perfect

[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 66 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love how even he doesn’t know what “ex-father” means.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Ex father? Broke up with his kids?

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

One of them couldn't digest cheese, so they had to go.

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Surely he just means that he left the church and is no longer a pastor at... 18!

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 21 points 1 day ago

I'm thinking he lost custody of his multiple kids before the age of 18.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago

He disowned his kid because it was toxic and attention seeking waking him up crying at night.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

He's the father of his ex

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 25 points 23 hours ago
[–] iii@mander.xyz 52 points 1 day ago

and still there's people that pretend perfection doesn't exist

[–] socsa@piefed.social 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It is actually impressive for such a young man to accumulate that many cats. No commitment issues here.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you live in conditions squalid enough, they come to you quite by their own accord.

[–] fascicle@leminal.space 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And they multiply pretty quickly, someone started feeding the parking lot cats at work like two years ago, now we have dozens all over

[–] hayvan@feddit.nl 2 points 9 hours ago

Can confirm. There are a lot of strays in my country, my parents always leave food in the garden, so they have quite the colony in the garden now.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I know this is a contentious issue but I think we should eat cats.

And dogs.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Okay, weird to bring that up in this context.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

My thinking was that, if we have an unmanageable population of cats, why don't we solve the problem the way we solve all biodiversity- by eating it?

I'm not saying we should, I'm just saying it's a possible solution.

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, I'm all for eating pussy but not that kind.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 3 hours ago

Don't kitt-shame.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Everything except the ex father thing is legit

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] de_lancre@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

In fact, I'm gonna steal the part about mommy and add it to my profile too. A focking masterpiece.