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Chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
I swear to god I suck at communication. People will always misinterpret what I mean and then it looks like I'm backpedaling when I clarify. I swear I'm not a disingenuous person, I just use words like an idiot.

Find someone who loves you enough to assume good faith 
Heather, if you read this hit me up! 
Napoleon lost because when reformed into an empire France lost the 50% morale from being revolutionary.
By the time Napoleon's armies had reached the rest of Europe, all the absolutist monarchies had simply also clicked the Levee en masse button without any need for social reform
it is november 26 and stalin saved the world from fascism
back to implementing new features in my Foundry project and it feels good
Maple bourbon cheesecake was a hit at work today (I baked a test cake to make sure this recipe wasn't inedible AI slop before poisoning my family with it).
I'll never forgive stranger things for killing off ma boy Eddie 
apparently you can get a James Beard award for podcasting
To be fair, out of all the awards, that one's name best describes what I imagine an average podcaster is like
Any time Ive used chatgpt or more often read someone else's chat logs, the only emotion towards it I have is light contempt especially when its using "we" as if its a thing with emotion or interiority and not just words on a page. Its hard to get in the headspace of people who "fall in love" with it like the people on the like my boyfriend is ai subreddit.
Newish dishwasher at my work at least knows what im talking about when I throw down some more left wing talking points, im trying to see where he stands. He is a Survivor watcher and had a good time criticizing their now constant location in Fiji being mostly based on advantageous environmental and labor laws for the show as well as the weird orientalism in play and he knew what I was talking about and even knew shit about Fiji that I was mostly guessing. He has a degree in Marketing I guess, which is evil but it's cause he wants to use it for movies and has good taste, which is one of the less evil versions. People love when ads for movies come out and post them and call them trailers. Hard read
They should make pie like reese cups where it's chocolate instead of dough
Cue bossa nova music
Maya Hawke is such a prank call name.
Got a fellow Hexbear coming to my zoom AA meeting with me and I'm so happy!
If anybody wants to join us, PM me. It's alcoholics anonymous but we're cool with you sharing about any substance abuse issues. We're also talking about adding a meeting where we allow people with behavioral addictions to join us, but that's not concrete yet.
I will also add that this is still a 12 step meeting, so no getting political in meetings, but the meeting secretary is a self proclaimed tankie so our definition of political is a lot more flexible than most meetings.
A friend showed me the AI slop Facebook feeds them now. Not good, very bad. We live in hell.
When my wife wouldn't stop listening to a loud and looped version of the Reba TV show opening, Hexbear was there for me.
When my wife covered me in honey while I slept and then laughed as I struggled to get out of my cocooned state, Hexbear was there to call me misogynist at first, but after I explained myself most of the people who laughed at me got banned.
When I asked for $50 on here to get food delivered because I was too tired to cook after I had to spend 2 horus inchworming my way to the bath tub and arduously turn on the hot water tap with my face to dissolve the honey-infused bedsheet straitjacket I was trapped in, I got it. Hexbear has my back.
Another Hexbear home page refresh, another banger.
It has been less than half a year since Deltarune Chapter 3&4 and its fanbase is currently experiencing a mass apophenia event where they are teetering on the irony tightrope woven with random tweets prior to 2015 where accounts utter key phrases over the pits of "Toby Fox had a vision from God to make Deltarune or time travelers are specifically fucking with Deltarune fans in its nascent era" if they tumble port, "Toby Fox had conceived of Deltarune so thoroughly and immediately that he made a bunch of random accounts in 2011-2013 as an ARG" starboard.
I am sorry gamers but I must inform you that people are actually named Dess and Noelle and Kris and Susie and sometimes things correlate because when there are eight billion people in the world a lot of experiences happen all the time and sometimes these things also happen in the twelfth month of the year and also your developer is extremely referential in his writing so sometimes people are talking about other games that he referenced in ambiguous enough terminology that it aligns with the game made which references the past game
Thank you all for being decent. Also I'm happy we don't federate with reddit.world
and such instances.
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘵. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
meow meow my funky friend

Kind of scared to ask what prompted this comment. 
I subject myself to the wider fediverse sometimes by opening up Lemmy.ml/u/cowbee and sometimes its bad
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘵. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
It's truly a silly place... I was genuinely caught off-guard by that one.
Slurs are socially constructed; opposing its use affirms its existence.
If you're white and you say the N-word, you are not affirming the existence of the N-word as a slur. 
lmao what the fuck??? 
If an elf ever gives you shit about how short your lifespan is, ask them how long it took them to learn how to read.
Jokes on that loser. When they get killed or sick of living they have to hang around in the Halls of Mandos with every other dead elf
Phoenix, Arizona get the heat up on ya
I should warn ya the hexbears as fine as California
-Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Sir Mix-a-lot I'll have you know
I saw California being depicted as better than other states that end with a A and immediately thought 'This is the work of Tony Kiedis'
That's a very logical assumption tbf
My brain for some reason decided to imagine Red Hot Chilli Peppers as a Flamenco band doing Dani California in that style. Los Pimientos Rojos Picantes.