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[–] Lyrl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Now I need the bird species to be part of the story. Most songbirds are unable to learn new whistles. Corvids (crows, ravens, magpies, mockingbirds, cat birds, etc.) are a common family that is an exception, but generally they don't come to feeders. If it was a corvid, what was this guy putting in his feeder? Parrots are another major exception, and they will come to feeders, but they aren't native wildlife in many parts of the world. If it was a parrot, where did this guy live?

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Man, my local crows must be broken because those fuckers will roll up on feeders in packs. Even learned how to unhook the smaller ones they can't perch on so they drop down and break open. Is truly abnormal behavior for them, or is it just that they generally can't fit on a standard birdfeeder perch?

[–] Lyrl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I rarely see blue jays at my feeder, and never any other corvid, but your experience shows that isn't universal.

I did a quick search, and this post seems to say usually they only come to feeders with peanuts, but sometimes in spring and summer they will come to regular seed feeders. https://thecottonwoodpost.net/2022/05/02/the-maddening-truth-feeding-crows-and-jays-harms-other-birds/

Corvids are also good problem-solvers and learn from local flock experience, so your local population might have innovated a behavior that isn't common to the species in general. I have seen reports of crows putting walnuts under tires of cars at red lights to crack them, or using a plastic lid to snowboard down a roof for fun, but unhooking feeders so they fall to the ground and break open is a new one for me.

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Bluejays come to my feeder pretty often. Not one of the daily visitors, but enough that it's not an abnormality.

[–] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 95 points 1 day ago (2 children)

BITCH

BITCH IS THE WORD

FUCK

OK I'M MAKING MY OWN UNCENSORED VERSION NOW.

THERE FIXED

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 58 points 1 day ago

Thanks, I'll use this one

[–] SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I assume this is a response to someone saying "calm your tits."

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

i love that y'all get me

[–] El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip 7 points 12 hours ago

That makes sense because those tits are the opposite of calm.

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 64 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For the record, there’s no evidence that this ever happened. It’s just considered a myth.

[–] join@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago

First thing I thought when reading: „it is said that“.

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

That is some high level pranking right there, and I love it!

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nice idea, but I'd like to see proof.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 points 11 hours ago

Me too. Stadiums are notoriously full of photographers.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's OK for unimportant things to be make believe

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago

Thank the Lord

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 1 points 1 day ago

Reminds me of Pothos tweeting when it needed water, lol.